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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Chocolate Sampler" published February 9, 2020 - Paige: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a two-pound box of chocolates for your mother. Paige: Is it a kind she likes? Mom's pretty picky when it comes to chocolates. Maybe you should let me sample one, just to make sure. Oh, wait. It's an assortment? I should probably try one of each type, in that case. Yup, these are all good. You'll be fine. Peter: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a one-pound box of chocolates for your mother.

Chocolate Sampler

February 9, 2020

Roger: Um, this is a little embarrassing, but... I found this while I was going through my closet. I bought it for Valentine's Day and forgot to give it to you. I'm sure by now the chocolates are no good. Andy: Don't be silly. Valentine's Day was only a week ago. Andy: Why's it say "to the mother of my two children"? Roger: I think I need to clean out my closet more often.

From The Archives: A Dozen FoxTrot Comics for Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Violets Are Not February" published 10, 2019 - Peter says: Roses are red ... Violets are not ... I like our big bed ... Don't make me sleep on the cot. Peter says: Worried how your Valentine's gift to mom will go over? Roger says: Let's just say I'm having second thoughts. Paige says: You got her wrinkle cream?!? Are you insane?!?

Violets Are Not

February 10, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cupid Proof" published February 11, 2018 - Peter says: Why are you covered in tin cans? Jason says: Valentine's Day is coming up, so I made a suit of armor to protect myself from Cupid's Arrows. There'll be no love connections for me this week! At least I'm 90 percent sure. The armor has a few gaps. Peter says: Oh, I'm 100 percent sure.

Cupid Proof

February 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Heart Hat" published February 12, 2017 - Paige says: I've decided to use psychology this Valentine's Day. By walking around with little hearts floating over my head, people will assume I'm madly in love with someone. And since a lot of guys are super competitive, I figure this will make them try to woo me away from whoever it is. Resulting in what I hope will be my getting a lot more candy and love notes than I did last year. I certainly can't get fewer. I just wish this one heart would stop getting stuck in my nose. Peter says: Did you say you were using psychology, or in need of it?

Heart Hat

February 12, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Notice Me" published February 14, 2016 - Andy: Think you're wearing enough perfume?? Paige: Man, I hope so. It's Valentine's Day. Every kid at school is going to be vying for suitors. I figure job one is to get noticed. Boys aren't going to declare their love for me if they don't know I exist. Hence my "notice me" outfit choice. My "notice me" glittery eye shadow, and my "notice me" sculptable hair paste. Andy: Paige, if I were you, I'd just relax and not try to force things. Paige: You and I operate differently, mother. Andy: Believe me, I'm aware of that. Paige: Oh, I also have this "notice me" air horn.

Notice Me

February 14, 2016