FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Couch Dancing" published October 5, 2025 - Transcript: Peter Fox: PAIGE, CAN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID MUSIC ELSEWHERE?!? Paige Fox: What's the problem? I'm wearing earbuds.

Couch Dancing

October 5, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Math King" published September 28, 2025 - Transcript: Andy Fox: How was your math quiz? Jason Fox: Lousy. Andy Fox: Really? You didn't do well? Jason Fox: I did fine. I got 100 percent. Andy Fox: So what's the problem? Jason Fox: It was too easy! Half the class also got 100 percent! How am I supposed to lord over my classmates as Math King if we all get the same grade?! Andy Fox: Jason, the point of going to school is to learn things, not lord over people. Are you rolling your eyes? I can never tell. Jason Fox: I made a crown in art class and everything!

Math King

September 28, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Drinking Games" published September 21, 2025 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Can I bounce something off you, coach? Coach: What's that? Peter Fox: It occurs to me that I'm wasting a lot of energy running on and off the field with water bottles every time there's a timeout. Coach: What are you proposing? Peter Fox: Let me use this Hydroblaster-3000 squirt gun to shoot water into players' mouths from the sidelines. Peter Fox: Here, I'll demonstrate... Bronkowski! Say "AHH!" Coach: Allow me to bounce something off YOU, Fox.

Drinking Games

September 21, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Nothing Artificial" published September 14, 2025 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Mind proof-reading my book report? Andy Fox: I'd be happy to. Peter Fox: My teacher says if she catches anyone using ChatGPT to write their essays, they'll get a failing grade, so I want to make sure mine doesn't sound anything like A.I. Report: George Orwell's Animal Farm is a book about a farm with animals. It was pretty good. The end. Andy Fox: Relax. This obviously wasn't written with A.I. Peter Fox: Phew! Andy Fox: Now, let's talk about OTHER ways to get a failing grade...

Nothing Artificial

September 14, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Delusional Football" published September 7, 2025 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Oh, come on! I coulda caught that pass! Oh, come on! I can scramble better than that! Oh, come on! I would've totally made the field goal! Jason Fox: Is this what's meant by "Fantasy Football"? Paige Fox: "Delusion football," maybe. Roger Fox: Oh, come on! I would write way funnier commercials!

Delusional Football

September 7, 2025

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Deskecration" published August 31, 2025 - Transcript: (Teacher) Miss O'Malley: Welcome back to school, everyone! I'd like you to take a look at your desks. They were painstakingly cleaned by yours truly. Notice that there are no doodles on them. No notes. No hearts. No games of tic-tac-toe. No drawings of dinosaurs... Superheroes... Spaceships... Robots... ....Jason what are you DOING? Jason Fox: Huh? I swear, I thought she was explaining our first assignment!

Deskecration

August 31, 2025

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