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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Global Weather" published January 15, 2012 - Paige: Will you look at all that snow? It's like a blizzard! I can't imagine how bad the roads will be by tomorrow! Oh, no! I'll bet they cancel school! Andy: When you're done deluding yourself, Paige, please put my snowglobe back where you got it. Paige: ...And I was supposed to have a math test tomorrow!

Global Weather

January 15, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ground Rules" published January 23, 2011 - Jason: Before we engage in snowball combat, we should probably establish the ground rules. Marcus: Good idea. Jason: First, no throwing ice balls. Marcus: Agreed. What about slush balls? Jason: Slush balls are fine. Marcus: What if they freeze into ice balls midflight? Jason: That'd be an act of God. Acts of God are ok. Marcus: So no need for an apology? Jason: Apologies are good form, but optional. Marcus: Should we limit taunts? Jason: Not sure. Taunting is a big part of my game. Marcus: How 'bout we only allow witty taunts? Jason: I can live with that. Marcus: What's your stance on time outs? Jason: I'm thinking we each get one timeout, with unlimited ones for injury. Marcus: Wimp. Jason: Should we set a maximum throwing velocity? Marcus: I'd rather limit momentum. Should we make a chart for various masses? Jason: Gah. I wish snow didn't melt so fast. Marcus: Hmm, maybe we need to set ground rules for our ground rules.

Ground Rules

January 23, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Slow Roll" published January 16, 2011 - Jason: Your snow elf is surrounded by frost giants. Roll for initiative. Marcus: Oof. I'm trying.

Slow Roll

January 16, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chow Plow" published January 2, 2011 - Andy: Peter, would you mind shoveling the driveway? I can't get my car out. Peter; Why do I have to do it?! Why can't Paige?! Why can't Jason?! Andy: They'd take too long. Peter: Who cares how long they'd take?! What's the big hurry?! Andy: I ordered pizza for dinner and need to go pick it... Peter: Finished. Andy: ...Up.

Chow Plow

January 2, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Springing Forward" published February 28, 2010 - Paige: I am so sick of this cold weather! I wish spring would hurry up and get here! Jason: Actually, that's not how it works, Paige. The seasons are determined by the Earth's location in its orbit and the relative tilt of its axis with respect to the sun. What you should have said is, "I wish WE would hurry up and get to SPRING." Paige: Maybe if I walk faster that'll help. Jason: The Earth's already going 67,000 miles per hour! What difference will that make? Hey, wait up!

Springing Forward

February 28, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Frozngue" published January 31, 2010 - Jason: Mom! Come quick! Andy: What is it?? Jason: Peter's tongue is frozen to a pole outside! He can't get it unstuck! He says it really hurts! He's practically in tears. Andy: What should I get? Warm water? Jason: I was thinking more your camcorder for Youtube.

Frozngue

January 31, 2010

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