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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Test Scheduling" published September 8, 2013 - Dr. Ling: Yes, Paige? Paige: Sir, about next week's test...I looked at the cafeteria schedule and lunch on that day sounds totally vile and disgusting. Dr. Ling: What's that have to do with the test? Paige: This class is fifth period! I can't speak for the other students, but I'm going to have a hard time intelligently answering questions if I'm writhing on the floor fighting nausea and stomach cramps! Dr. Ling: So you want me to postpone it a day? Paige: Actually, the next day's lunch sounds equally bad. Dr. Ling: So when exactly do you propose I give the test? Paige: I figured I'd leave that up to you. Here's the cafeteria schedule. Dr. Ling: You certainly make a compelling case for "never". Paige: Oh, good, so we're in agreement.

Test Scheduling

September 8, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Field Trips" published May 12, 2013 - Woman: See this big, flat patch of ground? What name would we give it if they grew corn here? That's right! And what would we call it if instead people were playing soccer here? Correct! Now suppose it was full of oil wells. What would we call it then? Jason: I think our teacher takes these field trips way too literally. Woman: Now pretend I had a magnetometer. Who can tell me what that would let me measure?

Field Trips

May 12, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookie Science" published December 16, 2012 - Paige: Peter! Help! Peter: What's wrong? Paige: I'm trying to make Christmas cookies and the stupid dough is sticking to the cookie cutters! What do I do?! Where's Mom?! Peter: I think she's at her book club. Paige: What?! She'll be there all night! I need to have these baked and ready for school tomorrow so I can give them to my teachers! Final exams are this week! Bribery's all I've got left! Look at these things! They're supposed to be cute Santas and reindeer, but they got all pulled out of shape! Who would want them now?! They all look like...like...Actually, I have one teacher who might like them... Man: Are these amoebas?! Call me impressed, Paige! Paige: Why, thank you,

Cookie Science

December 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "B-Positive" published September 16, 2012 - Peter: Sir, about my grade on the physics test... Teacher: A "B" as I recall. Peter: Yeah, see, the thing is I was really hoping to start this school year off on a positive note. Teacher: A "B" isn't a bad grade. Peter: Yeah, but it's not a POSITIVE grade, you know? It's just kinda neutral. Teacher: I'd call it a positive grade. Peter: But you yourself told us the symbol for positive is a plus sign. Hint hint hint... Teacher: Ah. Well, let's see what I can do... Peter: AAAA! A "D+" isn't a positive grade! Teacher: You're really confusing me here, Peter.

B-Positive

September 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pomme de Terre" published August 28, 2011 - Jason: Aaaa! That's not the apple that was on the kitchen counter, is it? Peter: Um, yeah. Why? Jason: Tomorrow's the first day of school! I was going to give that to my teacher! I spent over an hour at the grocery store selecting the most perfect, flawless apple they had! Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain an a-octuple-plus average?! Everything has to be perfect! Now all I have left are the apples Mom bought! Those are a-quintuple-plus apples at best! Peter: I ate those, too, by the way. Jason: YOU WHAT?! Peter: I have an idea...does your teacher speak French? woman: A potato?? Jason: It's called an "apple of the earth" in Fr-Who am I kidding? Just flunk me.

Pomme de Terre

August 28, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Redactions" published September 5, 2010 - Teacher: Care to explain? Jason: On the advice of legal counsel, I've redacted the things that might get me in trouble. Teacher: For the sake of your grade, Jason, let's hope the UNredacted version shows up on wikileaks by tomorrow. Jason: Actually if you'd be willing to sign a simple irrevocable lifetime non-disclosure agreement...

Summer Redactions

September 5, 2010

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