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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Busted Rhymes" published May 28, 2017 - Teacher says: Well, there's the bell. Have a good summer everyone. Paige says: School's over! No more pencils! No more books! No more teachers' dirty-- Teacher says: Ahem. Paige says: ...looks. Nicole says: So, technically there was ONE more. Paige says: I always start that rhyme like a minute too soon.

Busted Rhymes

May 28, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Blecchteria" published February 26, 2017 - Biology teacher: Interesting. I've never seen bacteria do that. Paige says: See?! Even THEY think this lab assignment is gross.

Blecchteria

February 26, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokémon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Show Off and Tell" published May 1, 2016 - Eileen: This is an actual Trilobite fossil! It's approximately 507 millions years old! Marcus: My mother met a mystery writer on an airplane and he signed a book for her. He spelled her name wrong, though. Jason: Behold! A perfect grade on last week's math test! Teacher: I'm going to stop letting you sign up for show-and-tell, Jason. You just keep doing the same thing over and over. Jason: That's not true! I've shown a different test every time!

Show Off and Tell

May 1, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Knowledge Most Awesome" published August 24, 2014 - Dr. Ting: Welcome back to school, everyone. My name is Dr. Ting and I'll be your biology teacher this year. Before we get started, I'm curious if any of you happen to know where the word "biology" comes from, anyone? No? It comes from the Greek word "bios," which means "knowledge most awesome," and the Greek suffix "logy," which means "gained through effort and focus." Basically it means "I have cool things to teach you, but you'll have to pay attention in class and do lots of homework." Shall we begin? Please open your textbooks to page 2, and - Paige: Sir? on page 1 it says "biology" means "the study of life." Dr. Ting: I said page 2, did I not just emphasize paying attention?

Knowledge Most Awesome

August 24, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Loop-de-loopholes" published March 30, 2014 - Teacher: I SAID NO MORE PAPER AIRPLANES! Jason: I thought you said no MERE paper airplanes.

Loop-de-loopholes

March 30, 2014

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