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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pain In the Math" published November 8, 2015 - Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is due next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days" ... "neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet" ... "If the two of them went together, would their happiness curvers soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what it says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned WHY I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months" ...

Pain In the Math

November 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Combo Moves" published October 11, 2015 - Eileen: Jason, class is about to start. Jason: Shhh! [tick... tick tick... tick tick tick... tick........ tick.......... CLICK!] Jason: Yessss! Eileen: You know, you could just memorize your locker combination like a normal person. Jason: Why does everyone assume I WANT to be normal?

Combo Moves

October 11, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Do Not Breathe In" published September 20, 2015 - Teacher: Class, this experiment has the potential to be somewhat dangerous, so I want to stress the importance of using the fume hood for steps 4, 7 and 16. And If at any time you should detect the smell of ammonia, rotten eggs or sewage, please step away from the chemicals and let me know ASAP. Morton: (Sniff Sniff) What about a foul body-odor-like smell? Teacher: THAT you'd have to discuss with your lab partner. Peter: I forgot to put on deodorant today! I'm sorry! Student: Uggh! Dude! Lower your arms!

Do Not Breathe In

September 20, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Font Club" published September 13, 2015 - Student: Want to sign up for cheerleading? Paige: Maybe. I'll think about it. Student: Want to sign up for debate? Paige: Maybe. I'll think about it. Student: Want to sign up for Font Club? Paige: What's Font Club? Student: It's a little hard to explain, since the first rule of Font Club is no talking about Font Club. Want to try guessing our second rule? Paige: No talking about Font Club? Student: Wrong. The second rule of Font Club is no using comic sans. Paige: Sweet flyer, by the way.

Font Club

September 13, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hurl Locker" published May 24, 2015 - Paige: Hey, Nicole, I'm running a little late. My stupid brother is cleaning out his locker. The school made him change into a hazmat suit. Peter: This chocolate milk isn't even expired, yo!

Hurl Locker

May 24, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pointless" published May 17, 2015 - Jason: It's the last test of the year. We should make a best and the loser has to do something embarrassing. Eileen: I don't really like betting on tests. Jason: C'mon, I'll even spot you two points. Eileen: Not my thing. Sorry. Jason: Ok, five points! Ten points! Fifteen points! Eileen: Nope. Nope. Nope. Jason: All right, all right, I'll spot you 25 points! Eileen: 25? Ok, fine. Jason: Now we just need something super embarrassing for the loser to do. Eileen: You already did it. Teacher: A reminder, class, this test will be worth 20 points.

Pointless

May 17, 2015

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