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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Font Club" published September 13, 2015 - Student: Want to sign up for cheerleading? Paige: Maybe. I'll think about it. Student: Want to sign up for debate? Paige: Maybe. I'll think about it. Student: Want to sign up for Font Club? Paige: What's Font Club? Student: It's a little hard to explain, since the first rule of Font Club is no talking about Font Club. Want to try guessing our second rule? Paige: No talking about Font Club? Student: Wrong. The second rule of Font Club is no using comic sans. Paige: Sweet flyer, by the way.

Font Club

September 13, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Watch Out For Sandworms" published August 23, 2015 - Marcus: Clearly, your sister never read "Dune." Jason: I tried to warn her. Oh, well.

Watch Out For Sandworms

August 23, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Say “AAAAA”" published July 26, 2015 - Peter: You're supposed to scream during the ride, Paige, not after it. Paige: I look like an idiot in that picture!

Say “AAAAA”

July 26, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Come On In, Guys!" published July 12, 2015 - Jason: Have you seen how much broccoli mom planted? I'm not taking my chances. Paige: Dude, rabbits don't need little billboards.

Come On In, Guys!

July 12, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Gotta Be a Catch…" published June 28, 2015 - Paige: Here. This is for you. Jason: Um, what for? Paige: It's super hot out. I thought you might be thirsty. Jason: Uh huh. What'd you do? Spit in it? Paige: Eww. No. Jason: So you laced it with something else, then? Salt? Garlic powder? Paige: Don't be ridiculous. Jason: Mom's tofu crumbs? Dead insect parts? Ghost pepper extract? You did! I can smell the ghost peppers! Paige: You're such a dweebazoid. Just drink it. Jason: Blecch! No way! I'll take my chances with dehydration and heat stroke, thank you! Paige: If you ask me, selling lemonade isn't nearly as much fun as giving it away.

Gotta Be a Catch

June 28, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hurl Locker" published May 24, 2015 - Paige: Hey, Nicole, I'm running a little late. My stupid brother is cleaning out his locker. The school made him change into a hazmat suit. Peter: This chocolate milk isn't even expired, yo!

Hurl Locker

May 24, 2015

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