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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brrrskin-Robbins" published June 8, 2014 - Jason: Hold on a sec...ok, proceed. I like to take cold-weather precautions when joining you for ice cream. Paige: This'll be gone in 30 seconds, you wimp.

Brrrskin-Robbins

June 8, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Nut Neutrality" published June 1, 2014 - TV: In Washington, the FCC finds itself knee-deep in public reaction to reports it may loosen, if not fully abandon, its stated commitment to preserve net neutrality and an open internet. Thousands and thousands of letters, e-mails, and phone calls have poured in on a near-daily basis from aghast citizens, technologists, academics, and business owners, asking commission members to keep the internet's level playing field and non-discriminatory data practices intact. We are told, however, that the FCC has received a near-equal number of e-mails demanding and END to net neutrality, all from the same 14-year-old girl. "Making it so people can only wear neutral colors like beige and taupe in their Instagram selfies is downright unAmerican," reads one. Marcus: You probably shouldn't have told your sister that's what it meant. Jason: I WAS KIDDING, PAIGE! I WAS KIDDING! (Click) Send. (Click) Send. (Click) Send.

Nut Neutrality

June 1, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stream Baby Stream" published May 25, 2014 - Andy: So have you kids done as I asked and come up with some goals and plans for the summer? Peter: We have, although it's more or less one big huge plan. Paige: Super huge. Peter: Consuming-every-minute-of-every-day huge. Andy: Good. I mean, I know I nag, but if I didn't, all you kids would do for three months is sit here and binge-watch the entirety of Netflix. Peter: Um... Andy: Peter, please tell me that's not your "one big huge plan." Paige: Oh, shoot...we skipped the third season of "Cake Boss"! Peter: In my defense, it's Paige's plan. I was just too lazy to think of one.

Stream Baby Stream

May 25, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "May the Fourth" published May 4, 2014 - Jason: Can lightsabers go in the dishwasher? Andy: I told you to cut your pancakes with a knife! Andy: How's your English paper coming along? Paige: You don't need to see how my English paper is coming along. Andy: Why are you eating ice cream?! Dinner's in an hour! Andy: Peecha won-ka cho solo! Hah hah hah! Andy: Will you stop dimming the light?! I'm trying to read! Roger: Give in to the dark side... Andy: Annoying, this Star Wars day is. Jason: That's the spirit, Mom! Here, wear these.

May the Fourth

May 4, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good Muse, Bad Muse" published March 2, 2014 - Girl: All I'm saying is he makes a pretty compelling argument...Before he switched into our study hall, you were getting a B- in English. Now you're getting a B+. You were getting a C in math...now you're getting a B. And your A-/B- in biology is now up to a straight A. at least be open to the POSSIBILITY that he might be right. Paige: MORTON GOLDTHWAIT IS NOT MY MUSE! Morton: Good news! The drama club had a toga in my size!

Good Muse, Bad Muse

March 2, 2014

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