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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bangin'" published June 21, 2020 - Peter: Your bangs are still a little crooked. Paige: A reminder that I'm carrying scissors...

Bangin’

June 21, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tough Cookie" published June 14, 2020 - Paige: Want one of the cookies I made? Jason: YOU made them? Eww! Gross! Blecch! Vomit City. Paige: Never mind. Jason: Ok, fine, I'll try one.

Tough Cookie

June 14, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Laughable" published June 7, 2020 - What is an apple's favorite thing to teach? S.T.E.M. classes! What 1994 movie received a score of N95 on Rotten Tomatoes? "The Mask"! Why did the software developer visit the cutlery shop? He wanted to fork his project! How do you make cattle turn left and right? With a steer-ing wheel! What do you call really small bottles of mouthwash? Micro Scopes! How can you tell the age of anthropomorphic shopping carts? By counting the bags under their eyes! Jason: They say laughter is the best medicine. Paige: What do any of these have to do with laughter?

Laughable

June 7, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "So Bored" published May 3, 2020 - Andy: What's wrong? Paige: I'm so bored! Andy: You could read a book... Paige: Blecch! Andy: I could teach you how to knit... Paige: Blecch! Andy: You could organize your closet... Paige: Blecch! Andy: Maybe you could do something with Jason... He's bored also. Now loop the yarn around with your finger... Paige: Like this?

So Bored

May 3, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Homesick" published April 26, 2020 - Andy: Any word how much longer you'll need to work from home? Roger: Nope. I've e-mailed H.R. a billion times asking about it, but they aren't responding. Andy: That doesn't seem very professional of them. Roger: They're probably pretty busy these days. Also, it's possible their spam filter is blocking me. Andy: How would that happen? Roger: Because I've LITERALLY e-mailed them a billion times? Paige: Mom! Jason put boogers in my Purell! Jason: She can't prove they're mine!

Homesick

April 26, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kraken Up" published April 5, 2020 - Jason: We're rehearsing for life after climate change. Marcus: Should I release the Kraken?

Kraken Up

April 5, 2020

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