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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokémon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Gotta Be a Catch…" published June 28, 2015 - Paige: Here. This is for you. Jason: Um, what for? Paige: It's super hot out. I thought you might be thirsty. Jason: Uh huh. What'd you do? Spit in it? Paige: Eww. No. Jason: So you laced it with something else, then? Salt? Garlic powder? Paige: Don't be ridiculous. Jason: Mom's tofu crumbs? Dead insect parts? Ghost pepper extract? You did! I can smell the ghost peppers! Paige: You're such a dweebazoid. Just drink it. Jason: Blecch! No way! I'll take my chances with dehydration and heat stroke, thank you! Paige: If you ask me, selling lemonade isn't nearly as much fun as giving it away.

Gotta Be a Catch

June 28, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Good Muse, Bad Muse" published March 2, 2014 - Girl: All I'm saying is he makes a pretty compelling argument...Before he switched into our study hall, you were getting a B- in English. Now you're getting a B+. You were getting a C in math...now you're getting a B. And your A-/B- in biology is now up to a straight A. at least be open to the POSSIBILITY that he might be right. Paige: MORTON GOLDTHWAIT IS NOT MY MUSE! Morton: Good news! The drama club had a toga in my size!

Good Muse, Bad Muse

March 2, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Vacation Memories" published January 12, 2014 - Mr. Ting: Welcome back to biology class. I trust you all enjoyed the winter break. Now then, who can tell me where we left off before the holidays? Anyone? Mitosis? Meiosis? Either of those ring a bell? No? How about genetics? Mendelian inheritance? Fruit flies? Any of you recall our discussing those? What about algae?...Perhaps something about algae?... Girl: (Psst) I'm telling you, Paige, I don't think he remembers? Paige: Sir? I believe we were on chapter one. Boy: EARLY chapter one!

Vacation Memories

January 12, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Thinking Big" published August 11, 2013 - Paige: We put together some product ideas in case you ever want to expand beyond cupcakes. Girl: You don't even have to pay us for these. With money, that is.

Thinking Big

August 11, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Nutwork Effect" published November 25, 2012 - Paige: Can you drive us to the mall? Please? Please? Please? Peter: No way. That place is nutsy this time of year. Paige: Nicole will go on Facebook and tell everyone how sweet and super awesome you are... Peter: So? Paige: So she's Facebook friends with someone who is Facebook friends with someone whose cousin is Facebook friends with someone who is Facebook friends with Scarlett Johansson. Peter: Really....... Paige: The mall may be nutsy, but fortunately, my brother is more so. Nicole: Do I really have to call him "awesome"? How 'bout "special"?

Nutwork Effect

November 25, 2012

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