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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Toasty" published December 31, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Xīn Nián Kuài Lè! Jason Fox: Selamat tahun baru! [Glug Glug Glug] Peter Fox: Ok, in an hour we can celebrate New Year's wth UTC+7 time zone. Jason Fox: Nghe có vẻ hay. Peter Fox: Mom, we're gonna need more sparkling cider! Jason Fox: Much more. Andy Fox: Guys, it's 10 A.M.!

Toasty

December 31, 2023

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weight Up!" published December 29, 2013 - Andy: Kids, wait up! Your father and I aren't as young as you! It's hard for us to zoom down hills like this! Jason: Too steep? Andy: The snow's too deep. Roger: You know, maybe we should start our New Year's diets a few days early.

Weight Up!

December 29, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Resolute" published December 30, 2012 - Roger: Do we have any rice cakes? Andy: I don't think so. What for? Roger: I need to lose weight for my New Year's resolution. Andy: I can pick some up next time I go to the store. Roger: Nah, I'll just drive over and get some now. Andy: It's December 30th, the New Year doesn't start for two more days. What's the hurry? Roger: I'm talking about the resolution I made for THIS year. I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. Andy: Roger, relax. We all come up short on these things now and then. It's not a big deal. Roger: Not a big deal?! A resolution is a pledge! Maybe you don't, but I take my pledges very, very seriously! Andy: By the way, I thought your resolution was to lose 5 pounds, not 15. Roger: Turns out I've gained 10. Andy: How very, very, very sad.

Resolute

December 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Earth Years" published January 1, 2012 - Roger: Good morning Happy New Year! Jason: Oh, please. Spare me your earth-centric time labels! Roger: Huh? Jason: Just because on earth "year" has 365 "days," doesn't mean the rest of the universe has to dance to your celebrations. Maybe you should acknowledge the planet Mercury and say "Happy New Year" every few earth months! Or be nice to Jupiterians and only say it every twelfth earth year! Personally, I'm in solidarity with Pluto. I won't acknowledge a year has passed until your precious earth calendar reads 2259. Roger: You REALLY don't want to turn 11, do you?! Jason: That's when Peter says he started liking girls! Do you blame me?!

Earth Years

January 1, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Biggest Loser" published January 9, 2011 - Andy: Roger, what are you eating?? Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado. Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds! Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process! Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"... Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.

Biggest Loser

January 9, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Star Trek Cookies" published December 19, 2010 - Jason: I decorated my gingerbread men in little "Star Trek" uniforms. Paige: Good lord. Could you be a bigger geek? Why are they all wearing red shirts?

Wolverine Claws

December 26, 2010

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