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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - ""Trekno Babble"" published July 20, 2014 - Jason: Spock! Where are you?! Paige: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: I got separated from my science officer and he isn't answering his communicator/ I'm starting to get worried. Shhh! Listen! Do you hear that?! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Jason: That's phaser fire! Paige: Those are crickets, you idiot! Jason: The crickets on this planet have phasers?!? To heck with Spock! Scotty, beam me up! NOW! Click! Andy: Paige, don't lock the door! Your brother is still playing outside!

Trekno Babble

July 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "May the Fourth" published May 4, 2014 - Jason: Can lightsabers go in the dishwasher? Andy: I told you to cut your pancakes with a knife! Andy: How's your English paper coming along? Paige: You don't need to see how my English paper is coming along. Andy: Why are you eating ice cream?! Dinner's in an hour! Andy: Peecha won-ka cho solo! Hah hah hah! Andy: Will you stop dimming the light?! I'm trying to read! Roger: Give in to the dark side... Andy: Annoying, this Star Wars day is. Jason: That's the spirit, Mom! Here, wear these.

May the Fourth

May 4, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Autographics" published April 27, 2014 - Jason: I designed my signature to be crazy hard to forge. Peter: With, as usual, the operative word being "crazy".

Autographics

April 27, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Iron Sofa" published April 6, 2014 - Andy: You aren't watching "Game of Thrones," you're too young. Jason: You can't tell me what to do, woman! Andy: Excuse me?? I'm your mother! Jason: And I am your king! Now bow before my iron sofa and pray I forgive your insolence! Andy: Hello, HBO? I'd like to cancel... Jason: Mom, I was kidding! These aren't even iron! They're cardboard! Marcus: You said she was fine with this! That's why you said to attach them with super glue!

The Iron Sofa

April 6, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jabberguac" published March 16, 2014 - Andy: Twamato, and avoc ados...did styr with unn-yunn in the lime...all mincy were the jal'penos...and c'lantro for the rhyme. BEWARE THE JABBERGUAC, MY SON!... Andy: You're officially scaring me now, mother.

Jabberguac

March 16, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Spring Forwarder" published March 9, 2014 - Jason: Daylight savings time is so annoying. I mean, if they're gonna make us turn all our clocks ahead, they should at least have it be a time change worth the hassle. One hour is just so paltry. Why not move everyone's clocks ahead by 25 hours? Then today would be Monday and I'd be in the middle of a sweet, sweet math test. or 673 hours? Then it'd be April 6 and "Game of Thrones" would be resuming tonight. Or 3,103,101 hours? Then it'd be the year 2368 and I could sing Klingon opera in the shower without mom and dad freaking out like they did the other day. Peter: Dude, they thought you were dying. Jason: MEeee-looooooo-taaaaaaa...

Spring Forwarder

March 9, 2014

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