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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Comedy of Errors" published April 24, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: I did all that on purpose by the way! Coach: They still count as errors, Fox. Peter Fox: I need to find a sport that APPRECIATES physical comedy.

Comedy of Errors

April 24, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Waterback" published September 26, 2021 - Peter Fox: Ok guys, here's the play... Wetzel, go 10 yards and cut left. O'Brien go 10 yards and cut right, Bennett, do a quick slant over the middle. Got it? Players: Just give us the water bottles, Fox! Peter Fox: C'mon, this'll be more fun! Coach: Just give them the water bottles, Fox!

Waterback

September 26, 2021

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yoctoback" published October 6, 2019 - Peter: With so many guys injured, do you think maybe I should suit up for next week's game? Football Coach: Fox, let me put it this way... If you were a fullback, I'd consider it. If you were a halfback, I'd consider it. If you were a quarterback, I'd consider it. Unfortunately... Peter: I get it, I get it. I'm more like an eighthback. Coach: Not quite. Peter: A sixteenthback? A thirtysecondthback? A sixtyfourthback? Coach: Keep going. Andy: Learn anything interesting at school today? Peter: Well, I learned our football coach knows scientific notation...

Yoctoback

October 6, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Head Protection" published September 3, 2017 - Football coach says: Fox, what on earth are you wearing?! Peter says: Extra head protection. With the recent studies suggesting a link between football and permanent brain injury, I don't want to take any chances this season. Football coach says: As a coach and educator, I share your concerns. However... You do realize you're the waterboy, right? Peter says: I like my brain. I'm sorry.

Head Protection

September 3, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "#holycow" published May 3, 2015 - Coach: NOW what is he doing?!? Morton: Posting it to Instagram, probably... Yup. Teammate: Peter, throw the ball! The runners are tagging up!

#holycow

May 3, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Keeping It Clean" published September 14, 2014 - Peter: Coach, you've got to do something about Reynolds. Coach: What do you mean? He's playing out of his mind! He's driving all over the place... Tackling runners left and right... He sacked their quarterback while he was on his hands and knees, for crying out loud! Peter: Yes, and his pants are getting covered with dirt and grass stains! I'm gonna have to scrub those things for hours at the rate he's going, and I'd really like to avoid that. The detergent makes my fingers itchy. Could you bench him for the second half, at least? Maybe? Please? Coach: Fox, pass me that 10-gallon cooler of water over there, will ya?

Keeping It Clean

September 14, 2014

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