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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "A Three Hour Recipe" published December 18, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: can I interest you in a gingerbread cookies? Or perhaps you'd prefer an Maryannbread cookie? Or a Gilliganbread cookie? Or a Skipperbread coookie? Paige Fox: Mommm, dad's being really weird...

A Three Hour Recipe

December 18, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Holiday Preparations" published November 20, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Have you seen a phillips screwdriver anywhere? Andy Fox: No, why? Roger Fox: I'm trying to get things ready for the holidays, and I need one. Andy Fox: To put together the tree stand? To attach lights to the house? To assemble that annoying banjo Santa you bought at Costclub? Roger Fox: To take the batteries out of our bathroom scale. Andy Fox: I'll check the garage.

Holiday Preparations

November 20, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ornamental" published December 19, 2021 - Transcript: AAAA! Jason Fox: The Lucky Snowman ornament is missing! Andy Fox: The what? Jason Fox: That Lucky Snowman ornament we got at Fun-Fun Christmas Village! whichever kid hangs it on the tree always seems to get exactly what they want from Santa! Two years ago, Peter hung it and got that electric bass guitar and amp... Last year, Paige hung it and got that Dance-Dance K-Pop game... This year is MY turn and I was banking on Santa bringing me a 750-round Gatling Nerf Gun! AAAA! I can't believe this is happening! Andy Fox: Any idea where it might be? Roger Fox: You mean the UNlucky snowman ornament?...

Ornamental

December 19, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cartman" published November 28, 2021 - Transcript: Andy Fox: Holiday dish towels... A new cheese grater... A dozen ballpoint pens... Proceed to checkout... And... Computer: Your total is $542.57. Andy Fox: Will you quit leaving video games consoles in our Amazon cart?! Jason Fox: there's an easy way to get me to stop...

Cartman

November 28, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Qudolph" published December 20, 2020 - Jason Fox: Say hello to Qudolph, the red-nosed iguana! Paige Fox: Cute. Jason Fox: Cute AND functional! In the event of an indoor snowstorm on Christmas, he'll light up his nose and guide me safely to my presents! Paige Fox: Indoor snowstorms aren't a thing, you dweeb. Andy Fox: Which one of you kids raised the thermostat?! Jason Fox: Better safe than sorry. Paige Fox: Mother, please! I could see my breath!

Qudolph

December 20, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Santa Questions" published December 13, 2020 - Jason Fox: Where does Santa get his clothes? Andy Fox: In a claus-et. Jason Fox: What did Santa say to the pirate? Andy Fox: Yo ho ho ho. Jason Fox: Where does Santa invest his money?? Andy Fox: In the stock-ing market. What is Santa giving me for Christmas? Andy Fox: I have no idea. Jason Fox: C'mon, you were doing so well. Not even a guess? Andy Fox: Sorry. Jason Fox: Where does Santa hang his clothes? Roger Fox: Jason, you do this every year...

Santa Questions

December 13, 2020

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