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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - December 14, 2014 - Andy, Cartoons, Christmas Lights, Christmas Presents, Holidays, Jason, Sunday Comics

A Light Suggestion

December 14, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Some Assembly Desired" published December 22, 2013 - Paige: It's called thinking outside the cookie sheet. Jason: Paige, you're a genius! My saying that was your Christmas gift, by the way.

Some Assembly Desired

December 22, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packet Analysis" published December 23, 2012 - Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stink bomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'll be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!

Packet Analysis

December 23, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookie Science" published December 16, 2012 - Paige: Peter! Help! Peter: What's wrong? Paige: I'm trying to make Christmas cookies and the stupid dough is sticking to the cookie cutters! What do I do?! Where's Mom?! Peter: I think she's at her book club. Paige: What?! She'll be there all night! I need to have these baked and ready for school tomorrow so I can give them to my teachers! Final exams are this week! Bribery's all I've got left! Look at these things! They're supposed to be cute Santas and reindeer, but they got all pulled out of shape! Who would want them now?! They all look like...like...Actually, I have one teacher who might like them... Man: Are these amoebas?! Call me impressed, Paige! Paige: Why, thank you,

Cookie Science

December 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "[InsertString: $sponsored_title]" published December 25, 2011 - Andy: You got me a(n) (InsertString: $sponsored_device) tablet for Christmas?! It's exactly the one I wanted, too! I was afraid you'd get me the (InsertString: $sponsored_device_competitor_1)! Or the icky (InsertString: $sponsored_device_competitor_2)! Thank you so much, Roger! I love how it lets me (InsertString: $sponsored_device_feature_list)! Just think how much this will change things! I can use it to read books, magazines, newspapers, comics... Roger: I've heard some cartoonists are especially excited... Andy: Oh, how I love my (IndsertString: $sponsored_device)!

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December 25, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Modest Revisions" published December 18, 2011 - Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Revising my Christmas list. I overheard Mom and Dad saying that money was really tight this year. Under the circumstances, my asking for a stealth helicopter, a working iron man suit, and a full-sized imperial snow walker seemed a tad unrealistic. Paige: So what are you asking for instead? Jason: Here. Paige: Um, it's all the same items... Jason: I changed the "and" to and "or." Paige: Your sense of sacrifice is breathtaking. Jason: Is it now too lean? I could go with an "and/or"...

Modest Revisions

December 18, 2011

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