Currently browsing tag

andy, Page 29

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weight Up!" published December 29, 2013 - Andy: Kids, wait up! Your father and I aren't as young as you! It's hard for us to zoom down hills like this! Jason: Too steep? Andy: The snow's too deep. Roger: You know, maybe we should start our New Year's diets a few days early.

Weight Up!

December 29, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Laundrigami" published December 1, 2013 - Andy: I have a better idea: you can start folding your OWN stupid laundry. Jason: Pleeeeeease??? What if I made the first three optional?

Laundrigami

December 1, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scare Different" published October 27, 2013 - Jason: Boo! Bwahahaa! HISS! Don't bother. Our parents can't be scared. Paige: Boo! Parents: AAAAA!

Scare Different

October 27, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Les Physz" published October 20, 2013 - Jason: I dreamed a dream of time-independent schrodinger equations gone byyy...Do you hear the dipole sing, singing a song of magnet men...Empty charttts of empty dataaa...on my ohms, pretennnding v=ir....Who am I?...Californium TWO FIVE ONNNNNNNNNNE! Andy: "Les Physz"? Jason: AAAA! I thought no one was home!

Les Physz

October 20, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slowhandy" published October 13, 2013 - Andy: What's with all the tools? Roger: I was thinking I'd fix that loose gutter. Andy: The one I asked you to fix five weeks ago? Roger: Yeah. Andy: The one I also asked you to fix four weeks ago? And three weeks ago? And two weeks ago? And about a dozen times last week? I had someone come out and fix it on Friday. Roger: Oh. Well, you can't say I didn't try. Guess that gives me a free afternoon to watch football, at least. I hope you're taking notes, son. Peter: That's weird. Mom just said the same thing to Paige.

Slowhandy

October 13, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

© 2025 Bill Amend / FoxTrot Labs, LLC