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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Paige Goes Emo" published November 9, 2014 - Andy: Jason, pizza! Jason: Yay! Andy: Peter, pizza! Peter: Woohoo! Andy: (pizza emoji) Paige: (celebration emojis) Jason: I don't know why you humor her weird need to use emojis everywhere. Andy: Says the boy who's demanded binary numbers on his last 0011 birthday cakes. Paige: (cry laugh emoji)

Paige Goes Emo

November 9, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Route Vegetables" published October 26, 2014 - Andy: You're really using an app to plan your trick-or-treating route? Jason: Yeah. It's kinda like a Yelp for serious Halloweeners. Jason: It shows you a map of your neighborhood with all the houses highlighted based on user feedback. You can sort by candy type, bar size, stinginess, driveway length, door-answering proptness, overall ranking, that sort of thing. Andy: So who's ranked #1 in our area? Jason: Old man McMeel. The guys is crazy generous. Every review is five stars. Andy: Neatt! Have you looked to see if anyone's posted reviews of our house? Jason: Uh... Andy: "Zero stars. My mom gives out carrot sticks." Jason: For the record, Paige or Peter could have written that... Marcus: Also for the record, I suggested ONE star.

Route Vegetables

October 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Fling" published August 10, 2014 - Roger: Can I just say that despite the heat and mosquitoes, it's a pleasure to eat s'mores with such August company! "August company"...This is the month of August...Get it?? Get it?? Get it??...Our children just deserted me. Andy: And you wonder why I advocate pun control.

Summer Fling

August 10, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Glassy" published July 27, 2014 - Jason: If you ask me, Google Glass needs to more fully embrace its novelty status. Andy: THIS is why you were too busy to help me with weeding today? Seriously?

Glassy

August 3, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reply All" published June 15, 2014 - Roger: Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day text from Peter! Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day Facebook message from Paige. Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day e-mail from Jason! Is there a way to reply to all three of them at once? Andy: You're kidding, right?

Reply All

June 15, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stream Baby Stream" published May 25, 2014 - Andy: So have you kids done as I asked and come up with some goals and plans for the summer? Peter: We have, although it's more or less one big huge plan. Paige: Super huge. Peter: Consuming-every-minute-of-every-day huge. Andy: Good. I mean, I know I nag, but if I didn't, all you kids would do for three months is sit here and binge-watch the entirety of Netflix. Peter: Um... Andy: Peter, please tell me that's not your "one big huge plan." Paige: Oh, shoot...we skipped the third season of "Cake Boss"! Peter: In my defense, it's Paige's plan. I was just too lazy to think of one.

Stream Baby Stream

May 25, 2014

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