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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "First One’s Free" published July 10, 2016 - Employee: Welcome to McMeal's. Would you like a free french fry? Roger: Free? Really? Employee: Yup, it's part of our new marketing strategy. Go ahead, try one. Roger: Thanks! Mind if I take another? It's hard to eat just one french fry. Employee: Sorry. I can only give you one for free. Roger: Fine. I need to salads and I'll add a small order of fries. Employee: Actually, we no longer sell small orders of fries. Only super mega jumbo ones. Roger: Keep in mind, the first fry was free. Andy: How much did those cost, Roger?

First One’s Free

July 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Competitive Eating" published July 3, 2016 - Andy: Have you seen Peter and Jason? Paige: They're out back having a hot dog eating contest. Andy: Really? That doesn't sound very fair. Peter can out-eat a hippo. Paige: It's not a contest to see who can eat the most. Andy: What sort of contest is it, then? Peter: First one to barf loses. Jason: And you have to swallow an entire bite. Roger: Guy, c'mon! They aren't that burnt!

Competitive Eating

July 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "College Dreams" published May 29, 2016 - Andy: Hey Peter, have you given any thought to what colleges you might want to visit this summer? Peter: Not really. Why? Andy: Your father and I are trying to decide where to take you kids for our family vacation and it'd be nice if we could kill two birds with one stone. Maybe once finals are over you can put together a list of things you're looking for in a school and we can find a few good candidates and go from there. Peter: I can give you a list right now if you want. #1: World class food... #2: Hot babes... #3: Luxurious dorm rooms... #4: No morning classes... #5 A cush, high-paying job waiting for me after graduation... Andy: So basically we should vacation at Disney World, then. Peter: Why Disney World? Andy: Isn't that where Fantasyland is located? Peter: Oh, and #6: Affordable tuition.

College Dreams

May 29, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tonight’s Watch" published April 24, 2016 - Jason: Mother is coming. Marcus: Let's hope our lego wall holds. Andy: You'd better not be watching "Game of Thrones," Jason.

Tonight’s Watch

April 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Don’t Drop Me" published April 10, 2016 - Phone: I sense that this pocket is fairly small. Don't drop me. I sense that you're hopping down stairs. Don't drop me. I sense that this sidewalk is quite hard. Don't drop me. I sense that you're trying to disconnect my battery. Dont... Paige: About this stupid talking phone case you and dad brought me... Andy: We warned you there'd be consequences if you broke your screen again.

Don’t Drop Me

April 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Easter Piggies" published March 27, 2016 - Peter: Fruit... Cheese... Salad... Brad... Seafood... Pasta... Soup... Veggies... Eggs... Sausage... Baon... Potatoes... Roast Beef... Ham... Turkey... Salmon... Cake... Pie... Tarts... Chocolate Mousse... Maybe a little more bacon... Andy: Guys, when they say "all you can eat" it's not a requirement. Peter: Says you. Jason: It's ok for me to take the whole shrimp bowl, right?

Easter Piggies

March 27, 2016

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