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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Green Thumb" published July 21, 2019 - So can I count on you to water my vegetable garden while I'm away next week? Jason: You haven't told me how much you'll pay. Andy: Um, I was thinking you'd do it for free. Jason: Mother, mother, mother... You're growing kale. You're growing squash. You're growing eggplant. Andy: So? Jason: Let's just say other people have offered me money to NOT water your garden. Andy: Fine, whatever Peter and Paige are offering, I'll pay you a penny more. Jason: Who says it's just Peter and Paige? Roger: Son, we had an NDA! Andy: Roger! Jason: I never mentioned you by name, dad!

Green Thumb

July 21, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Moby Dad" published July 7, 2019 - Jason: Be sure to use sunscreen with a high SPF, dad! Roger: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy: Don't be grouchy. I think it's nice that Jason cares. Jason: Can't have me white whale turning' beet red! Roger: "Nice" isn't the word I'd use. Andy: For him, it's close enough.

Moby Dad

July 7, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Dog Day of Summer

June 30, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Playing Outside" published June 23, 2019 - Jason: Mom, are you crazy?! There's grass.. there's hills... there's trees... there's bushes... ooo, there's a zombie rabbit... Got 'im. Anyway, if this isn't "playing outside," then I don't know what is! Andy: I think that's the problem.

Playing Outside

June 23, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Goofy Eyes" published May 26, 2019 - Jason: Ha ha wanna see the funniest thing ever? Andy: What's that? Jason: Ok, so back on school picture day, they had to take my picture twice because in the first one I was deliberately doing goofy things with my eyes. Well, guess which version ended up in the yearbook! Andy: I'd literally have to guess. Jason: Hey Peter and Paige! Come check this out!

Goofy Eyes

May 26, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mudder's Day" published May 12, 2019 - Jason's card: Question: What's better than Mudder's Day... Mugger's Day... Mutterer's Day... And even Muppeter's Day...? Answer: Why, it's (drumroll) Jason's Weekly Allowance Day!!! Jason: Also, Mother's Day. Andy: Nice save.

Mudder’s Day

May 12, 2019

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