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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pass the Clam Dip!" published February 6, 2011 - Andy: Peter asked you to pass a soda, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the bag of chips, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the clam dip... Roger: Ok, there I screwed up. Peter: Can you pass some napkins? I'll run a post pattern.

Pass the Clam Dip!

February 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Snailzzzz..." published January 30, 2011 - Andy: On your mark...get set...GO! I'm pretty sure this snail is going to beat you to school, Paige. Paige: That's just one of Jason's fake snails. Andy: It's still winning. Paige: Zzzz...

Snailzzzz…

January 30, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ground Rules" published January 23, 2011 - Jason: Before we engage in snowball combat, we should probably establish the ground rules. Marcus: Good idea. Jason: First, no throwing ice balls. Marcus: Agreed. What about slush balls? Jason: Slush balls are fine. Marcus: What if they freeze into ice balls midflight? Jason: That'd be an act of God. Acts of God are ok. Marcus: So no need for an apology? Jason: Apologies are good form, but optional. Marcus: Should we limit taunts? Jason: Not sure. Taunting is a big part of my game. Marcus: How 'bout we only allow witty taunts? Jason: I can live with that. Marcus: What's your stance on time outs? Jason: I'm thinking we each get one timeout, with unlimited ones for injury. Marcus: Wimp. Jason: Should we set a maximum throwing velocity? Marcus: I'd rather limit momentum. Should we make a chart for various masses? Jason: Gah. I wish snow didn't melt so fast. Marcus: Hmm, maybe we need to set ground rules for our ground rules.

Ground Rules

January 23, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Slow Roll" published January 16, 2011 - Jason: Your snow elf is surrounded by frost giants. Roll for initiative. Marcus: Oof. I'm trying.

Slow Roll

January 16, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Biggest Loser" published January 9, 2011 - Andy: Roger, what are you eating?? Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado. Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds! Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process! Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"... Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.

Biggest Loser

January 9, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chow Plow" published January 2, 2011 - Andy: Peter, would you mind shoveling the driveway? I can't get my car out. Peter; Why do I have to do it?! Why can't Paige?! Why can't Jason?! Andy: They'd take too long. Peter: Who cares how long they'd take?! What's the big hurry?! Andy: I ordered pizza for dinner and need to go pick it... Peter: Finished. Andy: ...Up.

Chow Plow

January 2, 2011

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