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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend
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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bugsball" published March 5, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Sir? I have an urgent physics question. Teacher: Let me save you the trouble, Peter. No It's not possible to put spin on a baseball to get it to do loop-the-loops or zigzags or any of the things you see in Bugs Bunny cartoons, so I can't help you out with this afternoon's varsity pitching tryouts. Peter Fox: Rats. Teacher: Good luck. Peter Fox: You can always tell which teachers have been doing this job for a while. Steve: He coaches tennis. I bet he saves the good tricks for them.

Bugsball

March 5, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mysterious" published February 26, 2023 - Transcript: Paige Fox: What IS this? Lunch Lady: Well, you've got your unknown protein... stuffed with Cobenhagen cheese, in a Marlowe reduction... a side of glass onion rings... a salad of red-headed leaves... and for dessert, some big little pies made with a killer oreo espresso. Now be gone, girl, before it all gets cold. Paige Fox: This cafeteria takes its "Mystery Meat" awfully seriously. Nicole: Mind grabbing me a Colonel Mustard packet?

Mysterious

February 26, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Flat Jokes" published February 19, 2023 - Transcript: Triangle: I have an acute headache. Circle: Oh? Square: I feel like a blockhead. Circle: Oh? Irregular Polygon: Sometimes I get irregular. Circle: Oh? Star: Someday I'm gonna be a star! Circle: Oh? Peter Fox: I dunno. These jokes are kinda one-dimensional. Jason Fox: Two-dimensional, but I see your point.

Flat Jokes

February 19, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Heart Problems" published February 12, 2023 - Transcript: Andy Fox: What's wrong? Paige Fox: I can't seem to cut a symmetrical heart to save my life! They keep coming out lopsided! Andy Fox: Paige, Paige, Paige... Did no one ever teach you the trick? Just fold the paper down the middle, then cut half a heart, then unfold it. You'll get perfect results. Trust me. Paige Fox: Our mother has a weird definition of "perfect." Peter Fox: They're symmetrical at least...

Heart Problems

February 12, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super Shopping" published February 5, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Mind if we swap cars this week? Andy Fox: What for? Roger Fox: Peter and I want to hit Costclub t load up on snacks and drinks for the Super Bowl next Sunday. Your car holds more stuff than mine. Andy Fox: Sure. When were you thinking? Roger Fox: This week. Andy Fox: I mean what day. Roger Fox: Day? Andy Fox: Just how many trips to the store are you planning? Peter Fox: Dad, hurry up! We're already behind schedule!q

Super Shopping

February 5, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Goodnight Doom" published January 29, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Goodnight Doom... Goodnight Zoom... Goodnight music app once known as iTunes... Goodnight Minecraft house... Goodnight wireless mouse... Andy Fox: Will you just put the computer to sleep and go to bed?! Jason Fox: I have a process!

Goodnight Doom

January 29, 2023

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