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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mall Withdrawal" published November 27, 2011 - Paige: Want me to do your Christmas shopping for you? Jason: What's the catch? Paige: No catch. I'm just done with mine and I'm going through mall withdrawal. I need the bustling crowds! The blinking lights! The happy music! The scrambling for deals! The walking from store to store to store to store to store to store to store to store to store...Please let me do it for you! Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?? Jason: On one condition. Paige: Name it. Jason: You have to let me do your math homework. Paige: Deal! Jason: Whoo-hoo! Roger: We have really weird children. Andy: My therapist prefers the term "interesting."

Mall Withdrawal

November 27, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Eat, Drink and Be Sleepy" published November 20, 2011 - Jason: What are you doing? Peter: Researching turkey recipes. I'm looking for something like "Red-Bull-basted bird stuffed ground no-doz tablets." I hate always needing a nap right after Thanksgiving dinner. If I can figure out a way to stay awake, I can get started on leftovers sooner. I might not even need to microwave them. Jason: Keep in mind that when you're asleep is the only time the rest of us get to eat. Peter: That's not true. I totally shared the yams last year.

Eat, Drink and Be Sleepy

November 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "No Chance" published November 13, 2011 - Roger: Backgammon? You know I don't like to play backgammon. Andy: What's wrong with backgammon? Roger: There's too much luck involved. I prefer games that showcase my brain power and skill without random chance affecting the outcome. You know, like chess. Andy: Fine. Let's play chess. Checkmate! That's what? Four games in a row? Roger: On second thought, let's play backgammon.

No Chance

November 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remembrance" published November 4, 2011 - Computer: (Beep) Welcome to iFruit. Hug me. Andy: You can't turn back the clock, Jason. Jason: I know. Just let me pretend.

Remembrance

November 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Punkin Heads" published October 30, 2011 - Marcus: What do you think of our costumes? Jason: Be honest. Paige: What are you supposed to be? Marcus: Isn't it obvious? Jason: We're a couple of country pumpkins. Paige: The word is "bumpkins," and shouldn't you have southern accents, then? Jason: Well, we certainly botched THAT up. Marcus: Speak for yourself. My Lithuania came out great.

Punkin Heads

October 30, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Shining Moment" published October 23, 2011 - Jason: I thought of a great way to decorate our yard for halloween. You could rake all the leaves into a giant maze like the one in "The Shining." Then, when trick-or-treaters come, you could pop out with an axe and yell, "heeeere's Johnny!" Please will you do it? It'd be totally, wickedly, unbelievably awesome! Roger: If you'll help me make the maze, I will. Jason: Meh. It wouldn't be THAT awesome.

Shining Moment

October 23, 2011

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