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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Wind Hog" published July 14, 2019 - Paige: Mom, Jason's hogging all the wind! Jason: Ha ha.

Wind Hog

July 14, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Moby Dad" published July 7, 2019 - Jason: Be sure to use sunscreen with a high SPF, dad! Roger: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy: Don't be grouchy. I think it's nice that Jason cares. Jason: Can't have me white whale turning' beet red! Roger: "Nice" isn't the word I'd use. Andy: For him, it's close enough.

Moby Dad

July 7, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Dog Day of Summer

June 30, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Playing Outside" published June 23, 2019 - Jason: Mom, are you crazy?! There's grass.. there's hills... there's trees... there's bushes... ooo, there's a zombie rabbit... Got 'im. Anyway, if this isn't "playing outside," then I don't know what is! Andy: I think that's the problem.

Playing Outside

June 23, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Happy Fat" published June 16, 2019 - [Paige makes Roger pancakes for Father's Day] Paige: They were supposed to spell out "Happy Father's Day," but I ran out of batter. Roger: Well, if I can eat all these, it'll be an appropriate message either way.

Happy Fat

June 16, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Smart-Ass Phone" published June 9, 2019 - Phone: Why are you running? Paige: Because it's pouring rain! Phone: It is? Paige: Duh! Phone: Sorry, I hadn't noticed. Paige: How could you not notice?! Paige: Oh, well. What's a little moisture, right? Paige: Waterproof phones are getting cocky, have you noticed? Phone: Do you need to seal yourself in a bag of rice for a few days? I'll wat.

Smart-Ass Phone

June 9, 2019

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