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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Autographics" published April 27, 2014 - Jason: I designed my signature to be crazy hard to forge. Peter: With, as usual, the operative word being "crazy".

Autographics

April 27, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pitching Practice" published April 13, 2014 - Peter: It starts off like your basic romantic comedy. Boy gets ball...boy throws ball...boy gets ball back...After a while, though, things begin to get serious. This isn't one of the casual flings they boy is used to. And then there's a twist! A major curve gets thrown! The teams have to switch places! Now the boy must hit the ball with a bat! What will he do? Will he miss on purpose and lose the game?! He takes his place in the batter's box...the ball comes toward him...he sheds a tear and...I'm told this is how they pitch in Hollywood. Coach: Being annoying in the dugout won't get me to put you out on the field any faster, Fox.

Pitching Practice

April 13, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Iron Sofa" published April 6, 2014 - Andy: You aren't watching "Game of Thrones," you're too young. Jason: You can't tell me what to do, woman! Andy: Excuse me?? I'm your mother! Jason: And I am your king! Now bow before my iron sofa and pray I forgive your insolence! Andy: Hello, HBO? I'd like to cancel... Jason: Mom, I was kidding! These aren't even iron! They're cardboard! Marcus: You said she was fine with this! That's why you said to attach them with super glue!

The Iron Sofa

April 6, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Loop-de-loopholes" published March 30, 2014 - Teacher: I SAID NO MORE PAPER AIRPLANES! Jason: I thought you said no MERE paper airplanes.

Loop-de-loopholes

March 30, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Candy™Farm™Dungeon™" published March 23, 2014 - Game: Welcome to Candy Farm Dungeon! Let's play! Hint: Optional gummy tokens are available for purchase at any time for only $0.99 each. Manually sweetening a new dungeon is really tedious and can take hours. Use a gummy token to automate this task. Even the best sugar sniffers can get lost in the dark. Use one token for a torch and another two for a map. Many players find the game's shrill music to be annoying. Use five tokens to mute it. Some games have bugs that cause crashes and the loss of saved progress. Use 10 tokens to ensure this isn't one of them. Privacy important? Use 25 tokens to stop this app from accidentally sharing all of the e-mails, texts, and photos stored on this phone with the people in your address book. Jason: I meant to warn you about that game. Peter: Aaaa! How do I turn it of?! Game: Buttons sometimes break. Use 40 tokens to diagnose the problem...

Candy™Farm™Dungeon™

March 23, 2014

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