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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starcraft Gibberish" published March 10, 2013 - Peter: What's with the "Rocky" music? Jason: I'm in training. "Heart of the Swarm" goes on sale this week. Peter: Is that the Starcraft expansion? Jason: Yeah, I really want to hit the ground running on Tuesday when it comes out. I've got the new hotkeys memorized, charts and graphs for every conceivable build order, my apm is somewhere between Swedish and Korean, and for the games where I lose, I've come up with some seriously BM rageout moves. Peter: You do realize you're speaking gibberish? Jason: Hey, can you help me practice this one thing? It's actually super important. Peter: I'm horrible at Starcraft. Jason: That's ok, just read what's on this card over and over. Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm, pleeease? Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm. pleeease? Peter: No, you can't - Jason: Now start getting angrier.

Starcraft Gibberish

March 10, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dial T for Twitter" published March 3, 2013 - Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute My phone doesn't run apps, so I have to do my mobile tweeting this way. Peter: Just how many people are you calling?!

Dial T for Twitter

March 3, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Higher Achiever" published February 24, 2013 - Teacher: So who can tell me how to compute the area of triangle? Teacher: Yes, Eileen? Eileen: I believe it's 1/2bh. Teacher: Very good! Did everyone hear that? Jason: I hate you so much right now.

Higher Achiever

February 24, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Lucky Guess" published February 17, 2013 - Cashier: Froot Loops...Pop-Tarts...frozen pizza...bacon...donuts...Cheetos...blueberry syrup...more Cheetos...sour apple soda...chunky monkey ice cream...frozen waffles...hot dogs...Cap'n Crunch...microwave burritos...Lucky Charms...beer...potato chips...Cocoa Pebbles...let me guess... Jason: How'd she know Mom was out of town? Roger: Because some people buy into unfair stereotypes, son.

Lucky Guess

February 17, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Heart Attack" published February 10, 2013 - Paige: I really hate the airflow pattern in this classroom. boy: Paige, this was on my desk. I believe it's yours.

Heart Attack

February 10, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jason and the Beanstalk" published February 3, 2013 - Phone: Help! Help! Let me out of here! I've been captured by a giant and tied up in this bag! Oh, how I wish I'd never climbed up that stupid beanstalk! Andy: You know, we got you that phone with the expectation that you'd occasionally ANSWER it. Jason: But my ringtone's funnier when I ignore it. Phone: Help! Help! Let me out of here!

Jason and the Beanstalk

February 3, 2013