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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Jokes" published November 14, 2010 - Jason: This says it's important when telling jokes to know your audience. Marcus: I'd agree with that. Jason: Think Paige would like a joke about logarithms? Marcus: I seriously doubt it. Jason: Why did the mathematician take drum lessons? Paige: MOTHERRR!...

Math Jokes

November 14, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "To Glee, or Not to Glee?" published November 7, 2010 - Paige: I can't decide whether I like "Glee" or not. I like the music...I like the cast...I like the humor...I REALLY like Kurt's fashion sense... Peter: So what don't you like? Roger: Can't read myyy, can't read myyy, no he can't reeeead my pohhhker place... Paige: Let me clarify: I like the music when THEY sing it. Peter: It's "face," Dad.

To Glee, or Not to Glee?

November 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scary George" published October 31, 2010 - Paige: You're trick-or-treating as a lumberjack? Jason: I'm George Lucas, you fool. Paige: I thought you liked scary costumes. What's so scary about George Lucas? Jason: He's planning to rerelease all six "Star Wars" films in retrofitted 3-D. Paige: And that's scary? Jason: It's horrifying! You should be writhing in horror! Peter, tell her she should be writhing in horror!... Peter: Nice lumberjack costume.

Scary George

October 31, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Candy Crush" published October 24, 2010 - Andy: What's all that? Roger: I stopped at Costclub on the way home from work. I got a tub of sour gum pops...a case of crunchrageous bars...a box of gummy dino packs...and a big bag of assorted mini chocolates. Andy: Roger, I told you I wanted to give out fruit snacks for Halloween! Roger: Halloween?

Candy Crush

October 24, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Multibucksing" published October 17, 2010 - Jason: Would it be ok if I bought nine computers with your credit card? Andy: Excuse me? Jason: The new World of Warquest expansion is coming out soon and I still haven't killed the final boss! I'm like the only guy on the server without the "Kingsquisher" title! It takes 10 players to beat him, so I figured I could wire 10 computers together and then do it by myself. Andy: Why can't you just do it with nine other people like you're supposed to? Jason: My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game. Pleeeeeease?? I have it all figured out! I'll bring two paladins, a warrior, a priest, a rogue, a warlock, two shamans, a hunter and a mage. Andy: You're out of your mind! Jason: Good call. I forgot a druid for battle rezzes. Andy: Why is my Amex card missing?...

Multibucksing

October 17, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "iDhroine" published October 10, 2010 - Jason: Say hello to the world's next tech titan! Peter: Now what? Jason: You know how the smartphone market is rapidly becoming a battle between apple and Google? I'm going to eat both of their lunches! Presenting the iDhroine! The only handset that combines key features of iPhones and Androids! Push this button and it's open source! Push this one and it's neatly closed! Push this button and it works on your favorite carrier! Push this one and it won't! Push this button and it syncs with iTunes! Push thing one and it wont! The dual features go on and on! No more silly flame wars! Finally a phone that Apple and Google fanboys can agree on! Peter: ...That it's awful? Jason: Keep in mind, the real thing's screen won't be drawn with crayons. Peter: You gave it half a physical keyboard??

iDhroine

October 10, 2010

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