Safety First

Published September 25, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Safety First" published September 25, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: I thought lunch was lasagna today. Lunch Lady: This IS lasagna. Paige Fox: It doesn't look like lasagna. It looks like gray glop. Lunch Lady: We make it that way on purpose. It's for your safety. This school houses 1,200 ravenous teenagers. Imagine the stampedes every lunchtime if the cafeteria served appetizing food. If we didn't do things like add gray food coloring to fool people, you'd likely be getting trampled right now. Paige Fox: I see. Lunch Lady: You're welcome. Paige Fox: It doesn't smell like lasagna, either. Lunch Lady: Again, you're welcome.