Weighty Matters

Published May 10, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weighty Matters" published May 10, 2020 - Andy: Jason, would you mind setting the table for dinner? Jason: Ask Peter to do it. Andy: Peter set the table last night. Jason: Yeah, but he's twice as heavy as I am, so he should have to do it twice as often. Andy: I don't follow... Jason: You said when it comes to chores, everyone needs to pull their own weight. Andy: I didn't mean literal weight. Jason: In fact, if ANYONE should be setting the table, it's DAD. Roger: Hey!