Morton’s Lottery

Published April 28, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Morton's Lottery" published April 28, 2019 - Morton: Want to enter my raffle? Paige: How's it work? Morton: For one dollar, you write your name and phone number on a slip of paper and put it in this tub. At the end of the week, I'll select the lucky winner and give her a call. Paige: What's the winner get? Morton: I just told you. A phone call from me. Whaddya say? Paige: I'm not paying a dollar for that! Morton: You misunderstand! I'd pay you a dollar! Come back!