Tournamental

Published March 13, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tournamental" published March 13, 2016 - Roger: Roger Fox, you correctly predicted the winner of every matchup in this year's NCAA men's basketball tournament! How's it feel? It feels good, Roger. I just filled out my brack one game at a time, turned it in, and the teams did the rest. What can I say? Naturally you crushed, everyone in your office's betting pool! Any plans for spending your big winnings? Well, as you know I'm not the materialistic sort, but I do think a new car might be in order. Maybe a Tesla. Or a Ferrari. Or both. Heh, You'll certainly need a fast car with all the women who'll be chasing after you once word of this feat gets out, Mr. Ultrapercection! Andy: Mr. What?? Roger: Uh... You might want to invest in a more soundproof bathroom first. Good call, Roger. As always.