Valentine’s Insult

Published February 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Valentine's Insult" published February 13, 2011 - Jason: This is the Valentine's card you're giving me?? This?? It's just a generic store-bought card! There's nothing personal about it at all! The card I gave you was handmade! It took thought! It took time! Yours just says "From Eileen"! Mine had color illustrations! A 12-stanza poem! I'll admit "your noxious face" and "green toxic waste" was an imperfect rhyme, but still...Did I really deserve this?!? Why are you rolling your eyes?!?