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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Productivity Boost" published March 15, 2020 - Andy: Aren't you supposed to be working on your history paper? Peter: I'm taking a break. Every time I write a certain number of words, I reward myself with a 10-minute snack break. I find it really boosts my productivity. Welp, break time's over... back to work! Anyway, as I was saying... Andy: What are you doing?! Taking a break after each word?! Peter: Trust me, it's still a productivity boost.

Productivity Boost

March 15, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Witchering" published March 8, 2020 - Paige: What's with the wig? Jason: I've decided to become a Witcher. Mom won't let me read the books, play the games, or watch the TV series until I'm older, which tells me that witchers must be really, really cool. From what I can piece together, it should be too hard. I just need to get good at vanquishing hideous monsters. En garde! Maybe I should wait until I'm a LITTLE older. Peter: What's with the wig and broken glasses?

Witchering

March 8, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cell Phony" published March 1, 2020 - Microorganisms observed in various water samples: Pond Water, Puddle Water, Distilled Water, Our Cafeteria's Water. Teacher: I feel like you made this last one up. Paige: Says the loyal school employee.

Cell Phony

March 1, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Help" published February 23, 2020 - Jason: Hey, Paige, mind double-checking my math on this homework problem? Paige: This is a first. Jason: I know, but Eileen Jacobson and I are locked in a dead heat for the highest grade this quarter. I can't afford to make any stupid mistakes. Paige: Let's see... Yeah, I get the exact same answer as you. Jason: Eek. Good thing I checked. Paige: What's that supposed to mean? Jason: Don't worry about it. Thanks for the help. Paige: What did you mean?!

Math Help

February 23, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mega Combo" published February 16, 2020 - Cashier: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah, I ordered one of your mega combos. Cashier: And? Peter: I only received three things: A large burger, large fries and a large soda. Cashier: Right. That's what it is. Peter: You do understand that the prefix "mega" means "one million"? Seems to me that truth-in-advertising laws require you to add 999,997 more food items to my tray. I'll wait. Cashier: The "mega" actually refers to the number of calories. Peter: Oh. I knew there had to be a loophole. Steve: Solid effort, though.

Mega Combo

February 16, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Chocolate Sampler" published February 9, 2020 - Paige: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a two-pound box of chocolates for your mother. Paige: Is it a kind she likes? Mom's pretty picky when it comes to chocolates. Maybe you should let me sample one, just to make sure. Oh, wait. It's an assortment? I should probably try one of each type, in that case. Yup, these are all good. You'll be fine. Peter: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a one-pound box of chocolates for your mother.

Chocolate Sampler

February 9, 2020

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