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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pattern Recognition" published October 7, 2012 - Steve: Ok, what pass pattern do you want to run? Peter: I'm thinking a "Peter Fox special". Steve: What's that? Peter: That's where I sprint down the field like I'm going deep, all the while doing leaping 360s. Then I juke right and cut left...then I juke left and cut right...then I head for the post...then I head for the flag...Then I slow down and fake a leg cramp...Then I speed up and zigzag over to the sideline...Then I trot past the two dozen adoring cheerleaders screaming for my phone number...Then I confuse the defense by stopping to tie my shoes...then I moonwalk...then I - Steve: Peter, knock it off! Peter: Too long and complicated? Steve: No, you're copying me! That's my "Steve Riley Special"! Peter: Well, in your version, the cheerleaders are clearly faking adoration.

Pattern Recognition

October 7, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dexterous" published September 30, 2012 - Jason: Tonight's the season premiere of "Dexter," so I'm analyzing splatter patterns as a tribute. Peter: I suppose there are far WORSE ways you could pay tribute.

Dexterous

September 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Expansion Blues" published September 23, 2012 - Ogre: Rawr! Time to die, little gnome! Wait...what happened to my totem bar?! It's gone! My talents are gone, too? Aaaa! They changed the whole talent SYSTEM?! Which ones do I pick?! Aaaa! Spells work differently...stats work differently...half my addons won't work at all...(sigh) I have no idea what I'm doing right now. Just go ahead and kill me. Gnome: With pleasure. Jason: WoW's always a little rough at the start of a new expansion. Gnome: Wait...why isn't my fireball macro working?

Expansion Blues

September 23, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "B-Positive" published September 16, 2012 - Peter: Sir, about my grade on the physics test... Teacher: A "B" as I recall. Peter: Yeah, see, the thing is I was really hoping to start this school year off on a positive note. Teacher: A "B" isn't a bad grade. Peter: Yeah, but it's not a POSITIVE grade, you know? It's just kinda neutral. Teacher: I'd call it a positive grade. Peter: But you yourself told us the symbol for positive is a plus sign. Hint hint hint... Teacher: Ah. Well, let's see what I can do... Peter: AAAA! A "D+" isn't a positive grade! Teacher: You're really confusing me here, Peter.

B-Positive

September 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Time Zonked" published September 9, 2012 - Paige: Can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...Ever feel as though you were born on the wrong side of the planet? Nicole: You were snoring in math again, by the way.

Time Zonked

September 9, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Jasonian Ideas" published September 2, 2012 - Jason: I read that the Smithsonian wants to totally re-do their dinosaur exhibit in Washington, so I'm sending them some awesome ideas. Roger: This third one might mess with their funding. Jason: The multi-term senataurs?

Jasonian Ideas

September 2, 2012

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