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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Classic Jason" published September 1, 2019 - Peter: Whatcha playing? Jason: World of Warquest Classic. Peter: "Classic"? Jason: Yeah, they came out with a retro version that plays just like it did back in 2006. Peter: How's it different? Jason: Basically, everything is harder and takes way longer to do. Peter: And you enjoy that? Jason: Oh, yes. Paige: Jason, I need to use the computer for homework! Jason: You can have it after I get the silver from these raptors, Paige. Paige: You said that hours ago! Peter: I guess I can see the appeal. Jason: Oh, darn. Died again.

Classic Jason

September 1, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dungeon Crawler" published November 11, 2018 - Jason says: I think I may actually be teamed up with the worst Warquest players in the history of the game. Jason says: The healer isn't healing... The tank keeps getting lost and dying... And my Shaman is doing the most damage of anyone. My SHAMAN! We could literally be stuck on this first boss fight for the entire rest of the day. Peter says: Why don't you just quit? Jason says: Are you kidding? This is great! Andy says: Jason, don't forget I asked you to clean up your room today! Peter says: Ah. Jason says: You said I could finish this Dungeon first, mom!

Dungeon Crawler

November 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Theater Rep" published June 5, 2016 - Jason: Can we buy tickets ahead of time for the "Warcraft" movie? Theater Manager: Depends. Are you revered with the Pavilion Plex Movie Theater faction? It's a prerequisite for advance ticket sales. Jason: Um, no. How do we do that? Theater Manager: My associate here has a repeatable quest that rewards 25 reputation points for every 10 pieces of popcorn you pick up off the floor. To go from neutral to revered, you'll need to gather 8,400 pieces. And if you're into bragging rights, an additional 8,400 pieces will get you to exalted, which earns you the title "Buttery Fingers." Not a lot of kids have gotten that yet. Theater Associate: I'll give you credit... the floors have never been cleaner. Theater Manager: And you said doing this would be cruel. Just look at those smiles! Jason: Woohoo! There's like six or seven behind this trash can! Marcus: Nice!

Theater Rep

June 5, 2016

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Expansion Blues" published September 23, 2012 - Ogre: Rawr! Time to die, little gnome! Wait...what happened to my totem bar?! It's gone! My talents are gone, too? Aaaa! They changed the whole talent SYSTEM?! Which ones do I pick?! Aaaa! Spells work differently...stats work differently...half my addons won't work at all...(sigh) I have no idea what I'm doing right now. Just go ahead and kill me. Gnome: With pleasure. Jason: WoW's always a little rough at the start of a new expansion. Gnome: Wait...why isn't my fireball macro working?

Expansion Blues

September 23, 2012

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Killer Homework" published December 12, 2010 - Paige: Don't you have a big book report to do? Jason: I'm writing it as we speak. Paige: No you aren't! You're playing World of Warquest! Jason: Unlike some people, I can multitask. See all those monsters I'm killing? I'm doing it in such a way that their corpses are arranged to form letters and words on the ground. Then it's a simple matter of printing our screenshots for my teacher. My introductory paragraph alone got me 240,000 experience points and a sweet blue dagger. Paige: And mom wonders why I go psycho that your grades are better than mine. Jason: Oh, shoot. Those ogres should've been capitalized.

Killer Homework

December 12, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Multibucksing" published October 17, 2010 - Jason: Would it be ok if I bought nine computers with your credit card? Andy: Excuse me? Jason: The new World of Warquest expansion is coming out soon and I still haven't killed the final boss! I'm like the only guy on the server without the "Kingsquisher" title! It takes 10 players to beat him, so I figured I could wire 10 computers together and then do it by myself. Andy: Why can't you just do it with nine other people like you're supposed to? Jason: My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game. Pleeeeeease?? I have it all figured out! I'll bring two paladins, a warrior, a priest, a rogue, a warlock, two shamans, a hunter and a mage. Andy: You're out of your mind! Jason: Good call. I forgot a druid for battle rezzes. Andy: Why is my Amex card missing?...

Multibucksing

October 17, 2010

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