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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Organic Cuisine" published October 16, 2011 - Jason: What's for dinner? Andy: I haven't decided yet. Jason: Any chance you could make that pasta casserole we had a few weeks ago? You know, the one with the eggplant chunks and goopy blobs of tomatoes? Andy: I didn't think you liked it. Jason: "The Walking Dead" season two starts tonight. That casserole looked just like human entrails. It'd be perfect. Maybe add some pearl onions, too. You know, for eyes. Peter: We're having pizza for dinner?! Score! Andy: You can thank your brother.

Organic Cuisine

October 16, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "George RR Jason" published August 14, 2011 - Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Writing the next installment in the "Song of Ice and Fire" series. Peter: The "Game of Thrones" books? Jason: Yeah. I heard the author likes to take his sweet time doing them, which gives me an opening. Book five just came out last month. I figure if I can quickly publish a fake book six, I can sell millions before the real one finally comes out and people catch on. Dad won't mind if I use the photocopier at his office, will he? Peter: So what's your version going to be about? Jason: Well, that's the tricky part. They're already announced that the title will be "The Winds of Winter". Peter: "Whooosh...whooosh...flurry flurry ooooooooooh..." Jason: This is just a first draft, mind you.

George RR Jason

August 14, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bottom Chef" published May 29, 2011 - Peter: This eggplant casserole is inedible. Paige: It's simply disgusting. Jason: It smells like it's made with swamp muck. Peter: Have we reached a decision? Paige: I think we have. Jason: Andrea Fox, please pack your knives and go. Peter: I don't recall the "Top Chef" judges being forced to eat seconds. Paige: Maybe they edit that part out. Jason: You know, if you pretend it IS swamp muck, it tastes pretty good, considering.

Bottom Chef

May 29, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Psyched" published March 20, 2011 - Andy: Hey! What happened to all the cookies I baked?! Jason: Perhaps we can help. Our fee is $5 an hour, plus expenses. Andy: Excuse me? Jason: We're going into business as private detectives. We've been watching a lot of "Psych" on TV and figured, why let Shawn and Gus have all the fun? Plus, there's no risk to you! If we don't solve our case, we won't charge you a dime! Now, ma'am, tell us a little bit about these missing cookies. Andy: They were oatmeal. Much like the crumbs on your shirts. Jason: Excuse me while I have a humorous argument with my partner. Marcus: You told me YOU baked those!

Psyched

March 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Biggest Loser" published January 9, 2011 - Andy: Roger, what are you eating?? Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado. Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds! Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process! Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"... Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.

Biggest Loser

January 9, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "To Glee, or Not to Glee?" published November 7, 2010 - Paige: I can't decide whether I like "Glee" or not. I like the music...I like the cast...I like the humor...I REALLY like Kurt's fashion sense... Peter: So what don't you like? Roger: Can't read myyy, can't read myyy, no he can't reeeead my pohhhker place... Paige: Let me clarify: I like the music when THEY sing it. Peter: It's "face," Dad.

To Glee, or Not to Glee?

November 7, 2010

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