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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Competitive Eating" published July 3, 2016 - Andy: Have you seen Peter and Jason? Paige: They're out back having a hot dog eating contest. Andy: Really? That doesn't sound very fair. Peter can out-eat a hippo. Paige: It's not a contest to see who can eat the most. Andy: What sort of contest is it, then? Peter: First one to barf loses. Jason: And you have to swallow an entire bite. Roger: Guy, c'mon! They aren't that burnt!

Competitive Eating

July 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yard Clippings" published June 19, 2016 - Peter: Dude, I promised dad I'd mow the lawn. Jason: But my grass topiaries!

Yard Clippings

June 19, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jerky Boys" published June 12, 2016 - Jason: We're hoping to land summer jobs as snack food industry consultants. Marcus: Tell her about our idea for sour gummy wormholes.

Jerky Boys

June 12, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Watch Out For Sandworms" published August 23, 2015 - Marcus: Clearly, your sister never read "Dune." Jason: I tried to warn her. Oh, well.

Watch Out For Sandworms

August 23, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "No Worries" published August 16, 2015 - Roger: Nothing like being out in nature to clear your mind of life's worries. Andy: Apart from ticks. Roger: Ha ha, yeah, apart from ticks. Andy: And poison ivy. Roger: And poison ivy. Andy: And snakes. And blisters. Roger: Ok, you've made your point. Andy: And getting lost with insufficient food. ...In a downpour. Roger: Will you knock it off?!

No Worries

August 16, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tastyshapes" published August 9, 2015 - Jason: Cylinders? Clerk: Nope. Jason: Pyramids? Clerk: Nope. Jason: Spheres? Hemispheres? Clerk: Nope. Nope. Jason: Hexagonal prisms. Clerk: Nope. Jason: Planes? Dodecahedrons? Ring tori? Clerk: Nope. Nope. Nope. Jason: You're telling me all you have are cones? Clerk:Yup. Jason: The ice cream industry needs to hire some geometry nerds. Peter: Would a waffle plane be infinite? I'd totally get one of those.

Tastyshapes

August 9, 2015

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