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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Head Protection" published September 3, 2017 - Football coach says: Fox, what on earth are you wearing?! Peter says: Extra head protection. With the recent studies suggesting a link between football and permanent brain injury, I don't want to take any chances this season. Football coach says: As a coach and educator, I share your concerns. However... You do realize you're the waterboy, right? Peter says: I like my brain. I'm sorry.

Head Protection

September 3, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Madness" published March 12, 2017 - Jason says: You picked frogs to beat herons? Marcus says: I like frogs. Jason says: Yeah, but they don't have a prayer! Marcus says: Whatever. I have them losing to water snakes in the next round. Jason says: I'm a little worried about the mosquitoes vs dragonflies matchup. Marcus says: I went with dragonflies. I hate mosquitoes. Jason says: Me too. Who do you have in the final four? Marcus says: Beavers, water snakes, turtles, and algae. Jason says: Algae?? Seriously?? Marcus says: I like to root for the little guys. Jason says: Hey, dad, you want to fill out a March Madness bracket? Marcus says: Yell louder. He's not looking.

Madness

March 12, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Zero Completions" published January 29, 2017 - Jason says: I'm open! Throw it! I said I'm open! Throw it! It's a guaranteed touchdown! Throw it! I'm thinking maybe YOU should be playing quarterback. Marcus says: You just can't stand how good my defense is!

Zero Completions

January 29, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pressuring the QB" published December 4, 2016 - Peter: Glug, glug, glub ... BURP! Steve: Dude, even if you can throw it better this way... Peter: Did you see (urp) how tight that spiral was?!

Pressuring the QB

December 4, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Holed It" published May 22, 2016 - Roger: Did that seriously go in the cup from 146 yards away?? Peter: I think so. I'll check. Roger: I wish I could hit golf balls half as well as I hit divots. Peter: Yup, hole in one! Want to save it?

Holed It

May 15, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Force Outs" published April 3, 2016 - Jason: Can you imagine how dominating a Jedi or a Sith would be as a major league baseball pitcher? HE could use the force to make the ball curve in any direction! He could use his mind tricks on the umpires so every pitch would be called a strike! In close games he could make the other team choke. Literally. The only problem is his lightsaber bat would cut the ball in two. He'd never get a hit. Peter: If he pitched in the American league he wouldn't have to bat. Jason: A perfect solution! We should have these discussion more often! Peter: We didn't have this discussion. And if you tell anyone we did...

Force Outs

April 3, 2016

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