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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Smart-Ass Phone" published June 9, 2019 - Phone: Why are you running? Paige: Because it's pouring rain! Phone: It is? Paige: Duh! Phone: Sorry, I hadn't noticed. Paige: How could you not notice?! Paige: Oh, well. What's a little moisture, right? Paige: Waterproof phones are getting cocky, have you noticed? Phone: Do you need to seal yourself in a bag of rice for a few days? I'll wat.

Smart-Ass Phone

June 9, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Aerodumbnamics" published April 29, 2018 - Marcus says: Maybe we should just wait until the rain stops. Jason says: Please don't tell me you're maturing.

Aerodumbnamics

April 29, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Raining WHAT?!" published April 17, 2016 - Jason: Why do people say it's raining cats and dogs? Is it like a prank to get kids who want a free pet to run outside and get soaked? I mean, what do cats and dogs have to do with water, anyway? Wouldn't aquatic animals make for better imagery? Also why not use different species depending on the severity? If I said it was raining salmon and otters one day, and sharks and whales the next, you'd know which was heavier. Peter: So what would this rain be? Jason: It's pretty light. I'd probably just say it's raining leeches and roundworms. Peter: Eww! Yuck! Jason: See? And you can still prank kids if you want!

Raining WHAT?!

April 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "No Worries" published August 16, 2015 - Roger: Nothing like being out in nature to clear your mind of life's worries. Andy: Apart from ticks. Roger: Ha ha, yeah, apart from ticks. Andy: And poison ivy. Roger: And poison ivy. Andy: And snakes. And blisters. Roger: Ok, you've made your point. Andy: And getting lost with insufficient food. ...In a downpour. Roger: Will you knock it off?!

No Worries

August 16, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shields Up" published April 26, 2015 - Marcus: Jason, I'm sorry, but NO! You're the one who wanted to go to the movie dressed as Ultron! Marcus: This shield is for Avengers only. Jason: Can we at least walk faster? I'm rusting.

Shields Up

April 26, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

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