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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "May Fools" published May 1, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Why are there plastic spiders in the peanut butter?! Jason Fox: Ha ha! April Fools! Roger Fox: April Fools was a MONTH ago! Jason Fox: "Sometimes it takes a little while to get around to things." Roger Fox: You put him up to that, didn't you? Andy: So, about the pothole in the driveway you said you'd fix back in February.

May Fools

May 1, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super Priorities" published June 27, 2021 - Peter Fox: Dinner's ready. Jason Fox: I'm a little busy right now. Peter Fox: Doing what? Jason Fox: Ending Global Warming by using my super strength to push the earth away from the sun and into a much cooler orbit. So tell mom that while I would love to try her crunch eggplant casserole, saving the world must come first. Peter Fox: She burned the casserole, so we ordered pizza. Jason Fox: Oh. Sorry, Earth.

Personality Test

October 10, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Summer Pests" published August 15, 2021 - Paige Fox: AAA! Stupid mosquitoes! Jason Fox: You need to do what I do. Paige Fox: What's that? Jason Fox: I user reverse psychology on them. I stand totally still, spread my arms, and say "come attack me, mosquitoes! Pretty-pretty please! Paige Fox: And that works?? Jason Fox: Zero bites so far. Peter Fox: You also put on bug spray. Jason Fox: I guess I probably should've mentioned that. Paige Fox: Come attack me, mosquitoes! Pretty-pretty AAAAAAAAAAA!

Summer Pests

August 15, 2021

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "House of Cards" published May 31, 2020 - Jason: Check out my house of cards! Peter: Whoa. That's wayyy bigger than the one Paige made yesterday. Jason: Hee hee. Is she upstairs? I can't wait to rub it in. Peter: Why's the hot glue gun out?

House of Cards

May 31, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Homesick" published April 26, 2020 - Andy: Any word how much longer you'll need to work from home? Roger: Nope. I've e-mailed H.R. a billion times asking about it, but they aren't responding. Andy: That doesn't seem very professional of them. Roger: They're probably pretty busy these days. Also, it's possible their spam filter is blocking me. Andy: How would that happen? Roger: Because I've LITERALLY e-mailed them a billion times? Paige: Mom! Jason put boogers in my Purell! Jason: She can't prove they're mine!

Homesick

April 26, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Let's Go!" published March 10, 2019 - Andy: Jason and Paige, let's go! Get in the car! I haven't got all day! Hurry up! Chop chop! If the two of you aren't down here by the time I count to three, I'm leaving without you. 1... 2... I'm serious... 2 1/2... 2 3/4... Paige: This never gets old. Jason: Is it my turn to honk the horn, or yours?

Let’s Go!

March 10, 2019

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