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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Notice Me" published February 14, 2016 - Andy: Think you're wearing enough perfume?? Paige: Man, I hope so. It's Valentine's Day. Every kid at school is going to be vying for suitors. I figure job one is to get noticed. Boys aren't going to declare their love for me if they don't know I exist. Hence my "notice me" outfit choice. My "notice me" glittery eye shadow, and my "notice me" sculptable hair paste. Andy: Paige, if I were you, I'd just relax and not try to force things. Paige: You and I operate differently, mother. Andy: Believe me, I'm aware of that. Paige: Oh, I also have this "notice me" air horn.

Notice Me

February 14, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Come On In, Guys!" published July 12, 2015 - Jason: Have you seen how much broccoli mom planeted? I'm not taking my chances. Paige: Dude, rabbits don't need little billboards.

TY Notes

December 27, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Spicy" published December 20, 2015 - Jason: I like my gingerbread men to be extra gingery. Paige: Chocolate freckles? Yum!

Spicy

December 20, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hot Stuff" published December 6, 2015 - Paige: Hot makeup... Hot nails... Hot shoes... My hottest skinny jeans... Let's hope this works... Nope still freezing. Jason: I'm telling you, hot hair is the secret.

Hot Stuff

December 6, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pain In the Math" published November 8, 2015 - Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is due next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days" ... "neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet" ... "If the two of them went together, would their happiness curvers soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what it says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned WHY I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months" ...

Pain In the Math

November 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "TV Correspondence" published October 4, 2015 - Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Writing the producers of "American Ninja Warrior" to suggest they add nunchuck fighting to the competition. Paige: Didn't you write to them LAST week? Jason: No, last week, I wrote to "Hell's Kitchen" suggesting they make contestants cook over fire and brimstone. Paige: Oh, yeah. Jason: And the week before that was when I wrote inquiring if the plastic 1/100th-scale Millennium Falcon I was eligible for "America's Next Top Model." Speaking of which, I'm a little peeved they haven't gotten back to me. I put a lot of time into that paint job. Paige: Can I use some of this? I have a good casting idea for "The Biggest Loser." Jason: Didn't you write to them last week?

TV Correspondence

October 4, 2015

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