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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shields Up" published April 26, 2015 - Marcus: Jason, I'm sorry, but NO! You're the one who wanted to go to the movie dressed as Ultron! Marcus: This shield is for Avengers only. Jason: Can we at least walk faster? I'm rusting.

Shields Up

April 26, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Speedball" published April 12, 2015 - Marcus: We've come up with a way to help speed up televised baseball games. Roger: You boys should write the MLB commissioner's office. That's something they're wanting to do this season. Jason: Our initial idea was they should glue three balls together so a single well-thrown pitch could strike a batter out. Marcus: Then we changed it to nine balls so a single pitch could strike out the side. Jason: Of course, they'd need a three-handled bat so three players could be up at once. Marcus: Finally, however, we thought, why not glue 81 balls together and end all nine innings for a team with one perfect pitch? Jason: We're still working out whether the bat needs nine handles or 27. Roger: Um, what I said a minute ago? Ignore it.

Speedball

April 12, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Minor Assistance" published March 29, 2015 - Jason: Hey Dad, any chance you could give marcus and me some assistance sprucing up our tree fort? Roger: Are you kidding? I'd be happy to help! I'll go grab my tools. Let's see, you'll probably need hammers, nails, screws, a drill, a saw, sandpaper, roper, a ladder... Marcus: The furniture truck's here. Jason: Dad, come back! We just need your credit card!

Minor Assistance

March 29, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "All Decks On Hand" published March 15, 2015 - Jason: Got any threes? Marcus: Go fish. Got any tens? Jason: Yeah, one. Got any Squirtles? Marcus: Go fish. Got any fours? Jason: Go fish. Got any aces? Marcus: Go fish. Got any blue eyes white dragons? Jason: Go fish. Got any elronds? Marcus: Go fish. Got any jacks? Jason: Go fish. Got any swamp cards? Marcus: Dang, I've got six of those. Jason: My decks got all mixed up and I'm too lazy to sort them. Marcus: Got any flat tires?

All Decks On Hand

March 15, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pop(sicle) Art" published February 15, 2015 - Peter: Sorry. It still doesn't feel like a hot summer day. Jason: We're not finished.

Pop(sicle) Art

February 15, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Calling All Florists" published February 8, 2015 - Jason: Hi, I was interested in ordering a Valentine's bouquet for my sister. How expensive would an arrangement featuring an Amorphophallus Titanum be? You don't? Are you sure? It might be labeled "Titan Arum" or even just "Corpse Flower." No? Could you at least check in the back? It'd smell like rotting flesh. Yes, flesh. Phooey. Ok, fine, what about Symplocarpus Foetidus? It'd have more of a skunk odor. That's the third florist that's called me a weirdo and hung up. Marcus: Dude, buying Valentine's flowers for your sister IS pretty weird.

Calling All Florists

February 8, 2015

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