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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dinner Disconnections" published March 24, 2019 - Computer: Lordtimmy13 has been disconnected. Psylencer_007 has been disconnected. Radninja66666666 has been disconnected. Mmaaddmmaann2 has been disconnected. Andy: Jason, I said turn that stupid game off and get down here! Jason: I'm almost done, mom, I promise! Computer: 1superprojustin1 has been disconnected. No. 1 Victory Royale! You are the last player left! Jason: Woohoo! Winning at Fortnite is a lot easier at dinnertime for some reason. Andy: Next time, I'm yanking the plug.

Dinner Disconnections

March 24, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fightin' Words" published December 2, 2018 - [Paige playing Words With Friends on her phone against Nicole] Words With Friends says: You play "or" for 2 point. Nicole plays "vortex" for 34 points. You play "art" for 3 points. Nicole plays "quartz" for 90 points. You play "ham" for 8 points. Jason says: Is that Words With Friends? Paige says: More like Words With A Soon-To-Be-Ex-Friend. Words With Friends says: Nicole plays "jackhammer" for 431 points.

Fightin’ Words

December 2, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dungeon Crawler" published November 11, 2018 - Jason says: I think I may actually be teamed up with the worst Warquest players in the history of the game. Jason says: The healer isn't healing... The tank keeps getting lost and dying... And my Shaman is doing the most damage of anyone. My SHAMAN! We could literally be stuck on this first boss fight for the entire rest of the day. Peter says: Why don't you just quit? Jason says: Are you kidding? This is great! Andy says: Jason, don't forget I asked you to clean up your room today! Peter says: Ah. Jason says: You said I could finish this Dungeon first, mom!

Dungeon Crawler

November 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Jacks" published September 23, 2018 - Jason says: Sparrow! Marcus says: Nicholson! Jason says: Frost! Marcus says: Kirby! Jason says: Of-All-Trades! Marcus says: Um... Jason says: Ha! I win! Marcus says: Rematch? Eileen says: That's now how you play Jacks, you dweebs. Jason says: No, it's not how YOU play Jacks. Marcus says: Sonpollock!

Jacks

September 23, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dim City" published July 22, 2018 - Peter says: What're you dweebs giggling about? Jason says: We're coming up with ideas for video games. One hundred lawyers are dropped onto an island. Only one can win the lawsuit... Marcus says: "Tortnite!" Jason says: Wordlessly pretend to build things while wearing face paint and a striped shirt... Marcus says: "Mimecraft!" Jason says: Futuristic teams battle for control of Delaware's state capital... Marcus says: "Doverwatch!" Peter says: You know, usually people giggle when things are FUNNY. Jason says: Construct a metropolis populated solely with clones of Peter Fox... Marcus says: "Dim City!"

Dim City

July 22, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Questioned To Death" published April 8, 2018 - Jason says: As you enter the chamber, you come face-to-face with a 50' tall Balrog wielding a 10; flaming sword! Marcus says: Yikes! My archer readies his bow! How far away is the Balrog? Jason says: 30 feet. Marcus says: Is the floor level? Jason says: Yeah. Marcus says: Are we below ground? What's the barometric pressure? Do the flames from the Balrog create an sort of updraft? What's the humidity? Does the air feel damp or dry? Any particulate matter? Dust? Mold? Pollen? What's the acceleration due to gravity on this world? 9.8 m/s²? What about the coriolis forces? I assume this planet rotates. Jason says: ...And the Balrog dies of old age. Marcus says: Woohoo! Any good loot?

Questioned to Death

April 8, 2018

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