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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fourth Downton and Goal" published February 2, 2014 - Andy: Mind if I change the channel? "Downton Abbey" is about to start. Roger: You're joking, right? This is the Super Bowl! It's like the centerpiece of American culture! Beer! Sodas! Uncle Jim's clam dip! You'd seriously rather watch some British PBS tea-sipping drama? Just record it with the DVR and watch it after the game is over! Or if you really can't wait, go watch it upstairs on the little TV in our bedroom. But you're dreaming if you think Peter and I are going to let you waltz in here and change the channel, mid-third-quarter... Peter: Actually, I don't mind. Lady Rose is super hot. Roger: Can someone help me get this little TV to work?! Andy: I went with darjeeling this week. Peter: Jolly good choice, mother!

Fourth Downton and Goal

February 2, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slowhandy" published October 13, 2013 - Andy: What's with all the tools? Roger: I was thinking I'd fix that loose gutter. Andy: The one I asked you to fix five weeks ago? Roger: Yeah. Andy: The one I also asked you to fix four weeks ago? And three weeks ago? And two weeks ago? And about a dozen times last week? I had someone come out and fix it on Friday. Roger: Oh. Well, you can't say I didn't try. Guess that gives me a free afternoon to watch football, at least. I hope you're taking notes, son. Peter: That's weird. Mom just said the same thing to Paige.

Slowhandy

October 13, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Way To Chuck It!" published September 15, 2013 - Roger: Nice throw, Jason! Another nice throw! Way to chuck it, son! Ow! Amazing how much stronger you've gotten! Jason: While I appreciate your attempts to boost my self-esteem... Roger: I'm serious! Last year you needed a hill twice as steep!

Way To Chuck It!

September 15, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pattern Recognition" published October 7, 2012 - Steve: Ok, what pass pattern do you want to run? Peter: I'm thinking a "Peter Fox special". Steve: What's that? Peter: That's where I sprint down the field like I'm going deep, all the while doing leaping 360s. Then I juke right and cut left...then I juke left and cut right...then I head for the post...then I head for the flag...Then I slow down and fake a leg cramp...Then I speed up and zigzag over to the sideline...Then I trot past the two dozen adoring cheerleaders screaming for my phone number...Then I confuse the defense by stopping to tie my shoes...then I moonwalk...then I - Steve: Peter, knock it off! Peter: Too long and complicated? Steve: No, you're copying me! That's my "Steve Riley Special"! Peter: Well, in your version, the cheerleaders are clearly faking adoration.

Pattern Recognition

October 7, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Soup Bowl Sunday" published February 5, 2012 - Jason: Are you ready for some chowdahhh?...Some hot and clammy chowdahhh?... Peter: What on earth are you singing about? Jason: I overheard Dad say today is soup bowl Sunday. Peter: It's SUPER bowl Sunday, you moron! Jason: Oh. Faster than a speeding oyster cracker... Peter: Dad, can I watch the game over at Steve's house?

Soup Bowl Sunday

February 5, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Litter Bugged" published October 9, 2011 - Peter: Ogrynski! Did I just see you drop that paper cup on the ground?! I'm getting a little sick and tired of picking up after you oafs every game! I'm the team manager, not the team janitor! There's a trash can 15 feet away! Go throw this cup in there! Now! I meant take the cup from my hand first...

Litter Bugged

October 9, 2011

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