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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "BB-Ache" published December 13, 2015 - Jason: Oof! oof! Whoops... AAAAAAA! Thanks for picking seats in the back row of the theater. Eileen: You're welcome. Marcus: For the record, Jason, I suggested you dress up as Chewbacca.

BB-Ache

December 13, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Combo Moves" published October 11, 2015 - Eileen: Jason, class is about to start. Jason: Shhh! [tick... tick tick... tick tick tick... tick........ tick.......... CLICK!] Jason: Yessss! Eileen: You know, you could just memorize your locker combination like a normal person. Jason: Why does everyone assume I WANT to be normal?

Combo Moves

October 11, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Too Cool" published July 19, 2015 - Eileen: Why are you walking around with a drone flying six inches above your head? Jason: Because I'm super cool. Eileen:You. "Super cool." Jason: Yes. Not only am I the owner of the coolest RC toy known to man... but I am also using its quad rotors to blow air onto my head, thus cooling myself off. At first I thought that made me doubly cool, but now I'm thinking it's more like cool to the cooth power. I should change my name to Coolio McCoolester or something. Eileen:Is that the battery light that's flashing? Jason: Um... Peter: Cool haircut. Jason: Shut up.

Too Cool

July 19, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bad Minton" published May 31, 2015 - Eileen: Any day now, boys. Jason: We're trying! Marcus: It's a little windy, ok?!

Bad Minton

May 31, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pointless" published May 17, 2015 - Jason: It's the last test of the year. We should make a best and the loser has to do something embarrassing. Eileen: I don't really like betting on tests. Jason: C'mon, I'll even spot you two points. Eileen: Not my thing. Sorry. Jason: Ok, five points! Ten points! Fifteen points! Eileen: Nope. Nope. Nope. Jason: All right, all right, I'll spot you 25 points! Eileen: 25? Ok, fine. Jason: Now we just need something super embarrassing for the loser to do. Eileen: You already did it. Teacher: A reminder, class, this test will be worth 20 points.

Pointless

May 17, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shields Up" published April 26, 2015 - Marcus: Jason, I'm sorry, but NO! You're the one who wanted to go to the movie dressed as Ultron! Marcus: This shield is for Avengers only. Jason: Can we at least walk faster? I'm rusting.

Shields Up

April 26, 2015

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