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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remotely Annoying" published August 30, 2020 - Jason: If bologna is pronounced "baloney," why isn't lasagna pronounced "lasahney"? If I drink this glass of whole milk, would you say it's still whole? Ever wonder where they get seeds to plant seedless grapes? Why are these called peanut butter cups, when the cup is made of chocolate? Eileen: For what it's worth, Jason, remove lunchtime with you is every bit as annoying as in-person lunchtime with you! Jason: Phew! Thanks! I was worried!

Remotely Annoying

August 30, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Classic Jason" published September 1, 2019 - Peter: Whatcha playing? Jason: World of Warquest Classic. Peter: "Classic"? Jason: Yeah, they came out with a retro version that plays just like it did back in 2006. Peter: How's it different? Jason: Basically, everything is harder and takes way longer to do. Peter: And you enjoy that? Jason: Oh, yes. Paige: Jason, I need to use the computer for homework! Jason: You can have it after I get the silver from these raptors, Paige. Paige: You said that hours ago! Peter: I guess I can see the appeal. Jason: Oh, darn. Died again.

Classic Jason

September 1, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Playing Outside" published June 23, 2019 - Jason: Mom, are you crazy?! There's grass.. there's hills... there's trees... there's bushes... ooo, there's a zombie rabbit... Got 'im. Anyway, if this isn't "playing outside," then I don't know what is! Andy: I think that's the problem.

Playing Outside

June 23, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dinner Disconnections" published March 24, 2019 - Computer: Lordtimmy13 has been disconnected. Psylencer_007 has been disconnected. Radninja66666666 has been disconnected. Mmaaddmmaann2 has been disconnected. Andy: Jason, I said turn that stupid game off and get down here! Jason: I'm almost done, mom, I promise! Computer: 1superprojustin1 has been disconnected. No. 1 Victory Royale! You are the last player left! Jason: Woohoo! Winning at Fortnite is a lot easier at dinnertime for some reason. Andy: Next time, I'm yanking the plug.

Dinner Disconnections

March 24, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dungeon Crawler" published November 11, 2018 - Jason says: I think I may actually be teamed up with the worst Warquest players in the history of the game. Jason says: The healer isn't healing... The tank keeps getting lost and dying... And my Shaman is doing the most damage of anyone. My SHAMAN! We could literally be stuck on this first boss fight for the entire rest of the day. Peter says: Why don't you just quit? Jason says: Are you kidding? This is great! Andy says: Jason, don't forget I asked you to clean up your room today! Peter says: Ah. Jason says: You said I could finish this Dungeon first, mom!

Dungeon Crawler

November 11, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "How Much?" published April 22, 2018 - Paige says: I need to use the computer. I have homework to do. Jason says: How much? Paige says: A lot. I have to write a paper for English and a lab report for Biology. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Three pages each. Jason says: How much? Paige says: I just told you. Three pages each. Six total. Jason says: How much? Paige says: Two dollars? Jason says: And the computer is yours!

How Much?

April 22, 2018