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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pokemon Woe" published August 28, 2016 - Teacher: If you're here for biology, please take a seat. If you're here because Nintendo accidentally put a pokemon gym in my classroom, can you please do that during lunch?

Pokémon Woe

August 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "#holycow" published May 3, 2015 - Coach: NOW what is he doing?!? Morton: Posting it to Instagram, probably... Yup. Teammate: Peter, throw the ball! The runners are tagging up!

#holycow

May 3, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Route Vegetables" published October 26, 2014 - Andy: You're really using an app to plan your trick-or-treating route? Jason: Yeah. It's kinda like a Yelp for serious Halloweeners. Jason: It shows you a map of your neighborhood with all the houses highlighted based on user feedback. You can sort by candy type, bar size, stinginess, driveway length, door-answering proptness, overall ranking, that sort of thing. Andy: So who's ranked #1 in our area? Jason: Old man McMeel. The guys is crazy generous. Every review is five stars. Andy: Neatt! Have you looked to see if anyone's posted reviews of our house? Jason: Uh... Andy: "Zero stars. My mom gives out carrot sticks." Jason: For the record, Paige or Peter could have written that... Marcus: Also for the record, I suggested ONE star.

Route Vegetables

October 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Candy™Farm™Dungeon™" published March 23, 2014 - Game: Welcome to Candy Farm Dungeon! Let's play! Hint: Optional gummy tokens are available for purchase at any time for only $0.99 each. Manually sweetening a new dungeon is really tedious and can take hours. Use a gummy token to automate this task. Even the best sugar sniffers can get lost in the dark. Use one token for a torch and another two for a map. Many players find the game's shrill music to be annoying. Use five tokens to mute it. Some games have bugs that cause crashes and the loss of saved progress. Use 10 tokens to ensure this isn't one of them. Privacy important? Use 25 tokens to stop this app from accidentally sharing all of the e-mails, texts, and photos stored on this phone with the people in your address book. Jason: I meant to warn you about that game. Peter: Aaaa! How do I turn it of?! Game: Buttons sometimes break. Use 40 tokens to diagnose the problem...

Candy™Farm™Dungeon™

March 23, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Napchat" published January 19, 2014 - Jason: Want to test drive my new photo sharing app for teens? Peter: What's it do? Jason: It prevents the photos you send to friends from being shared with other people in ways that might hurt you down the road with colleges and potential employers. Peter: Isn't that kind of what Snapchat does? Jason: People can still share screenshots of your Snapchats. My app hinders this by breaking photos into individual bits and transmitting them one at a time, really, really, really slowly. Before your friends can even VIEW your potentially embarrassing photos, you'll have already had sufficient time to graduate college and secure good job. If the photos are high enough resolution, you could even squeeze in grad school. Peter: Nice! Everyone I know will want this! Jason: Basically it simulates an old dial-up modem. Peter: Wait...Those were real?? I always thought Dad was kidding!

Napchat

January 19, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Instagrammar" published June 9, 2013 - Peter: Instagrammar...angry words...pendora...NOUNcloud?? You writers have the weirdest apps on your phones. Andy: Give it back. I need to change my prefacebook.

Instagrammar

June 9, 2013

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