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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookieless Monster" published September 4, 2011 - Andy: Peter says you have a history paper due tomorrow. Paige: Mom, sheesh! Leave me alone! Stop butting into my life! It's none of your concern! I'm 14 years old! I don't need you checking up on me! Just go away! Wait! Were you bringing me cookies!? Come back!

Cookieless Monster

September 4, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sleep Learning Curve" published August 21, 2011 - Andy: Peter, why are you still in bed? It's almost noon! School starts in a week! You need to get used to waking up earlier, or you're going to be a wreck! Peter: Mom, relax, I have it all figured out. Today I'll get up at 1:pm...tomorrow I'll get up at 3:30 pm...If I add an extra 2.5 hours every day, by next Monday I'll be waking up at 6:30 am, right on schedule and without the usual pain. Dad thinks it's brilliant. Andy: "Brilliant"?! Roger: In a thoroughly STUPID way, yeah! Peter: Can you keep it down? Some of us are sleeping!

Sleep Learning Curve

August 21, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Safety at Stake" published June 26, 2011 - Jason: Dad said I can be the official safety officer for the family. Andy: What's that entail? Jason: I'm putting together plans for what we should do in case of various emergency situations. Andy: Such as? Jason: In case of fire, get out of the house and meet at the designated spot, then call 911. In case of a tornado, go into the basement, ideally with a radio. In case of an earthquake, take cover under a table or desk if you can. In the case of a zombie apocalypse...Don't listen to her, Dad! Our safety is at stake! Andy: Are you aware that our son has been "modifying" his Nerf guns?

Safety at Stake

June 26, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super Dad!!!" published June 19, 2011 - [ The story of Super Dad by Jason Fox] Roger: Are you kidding? This is a great gift! Jason: Super.

Super Dad!!!

June 19, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Brick No. 1 in Gray" published June 12, 2011 - Jason: Check out the giant Lego piece I made out of Legos. Andy: That's really clever. It's like something you'd show in a modern art gallery. You could present it as a meta, ironic statement about the futility of humankind's perpetual quest to elevate ourselves beyond our base nature via societal constructs. It's brilliant! All it needs now is a good title. Jason: How about "The First of Many Pieces for the Full-Size Lego Star Destroyer I Want to Make"? Andy: A little too ironic. How about "Brink No. 1 in Gray"?

Brick No. 1 in Gray

June 12, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bottom Chef" published May 29, 2011 - Peter: This eggplant casserole is inedible. Paige: It's simply disgusting. Jason: It smells like it's made with swamp muck. Peter: Have we reached a decision? Paige: I think we have. Jason: Andrea Fox, please pack your knives and go. Peter: I don't recall the "Top Chef" judges being forced to eat seconds. Paige: Maybe they edit that part out. Jason: You know, if you pretend it IS swamp muck, it tastes pretty good, considering.

Bottom Chef

May 29, 2011

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