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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Resolute" published December 30, 2012 - Roger: Do we have any rice cakes? Andy: I don't think so. What for? Roger: I need to lose weight for my New Year's resolution. Andy: I can pick some up next time I go to the store. Roger: Nah, I'll just drive over and get some now. Andy: It's December 30th, the New Year doesn't start for two more days. What's the hurry? Roger: I'm talking about the resolution I made for THIS year. I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. Andy: Roger, relax. We all come up short on these things now and then. It's not a big deal. Roger: Not a big deal?! A resolution is a pledge! Maybe you don't, but I take my pledges very, very seriously! Andy: By the way, I thought your resolution was to lose 5 pounds, not 15. Roger: Turns out I've gained 10. Andy: How very, very, very sad.

Resolute

December 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packet Analysis" published December 23, 2012 - Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stink bomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'll be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!

Packet Analysis

December 23, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Eleven Eleven Eleven" published November 11, 2012 - Jason: Oh, my! Will you look at the time! We're just moments away from 11:11:11 o'clock! Every digit will be a one! So simple! So elegant! So tidy and neat! And if you add on today's date, there'll be even MORE ones... 11:11:11 11/11/12! Bummer about that two at the end, though. It kinda ruins something that would be perfect otherwise. You know, I'll bet little things like that drive some people up a wall. Andy: I think Jason overheard me talking to that therapist. Roger: How'd you get up THERE?

Eleven Eleven Eleven

November 11, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Greatness Takes a While" published November 4, 2012 - Roger: Hmm, decisions, decisions... Andy: Well, let me know when it's my turn. Roger: Where are you going? Andy: I figured I'd do the dishes while I'm watching. Then maybe clean out my car...then swing by the bank...then go to the gym...then hit the grocery store...then come home and watch a few TV shows...then write a novel... Roger: Very funny. My opening chess moves don't take THAT long. Andy: Says you. Roger: Oh, when you're at the store, see if they have those French bread pizzas I like.

Greatness Takes a While

November 4, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Talk" published June 24, 2012 - Paige: Mom, I'm 14 years old. I'm starting high school in a couple of months. We've put this off for far too long. I think it's time we had "the talk". Andy: About the birds and the bees? We did that a while ago. Paige: No, I mean the stop-posting-dorky-stuff-on-my-Facebook-wall talk. Andy: Then how will your friends know I love you?

The Talk

June 24, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "You Snooze You Lose published May 13, 2012 - Jason: Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I made you breakfast in bed! Paige: Hey! I was going to make her breakfast in bed! Jason: You snooze, you lose! You should've set an alarm clock like I did! Paige: I DID set my alarm! Jason: Well, then you should've set it to go off earlier. It's not my fault you didn't plan for competitors. Pagie: IT'S 3:00 A.M.! Jason: Don't yell. Dad's trying to sleep. Andy: Kids....please...

You Snooze You Lose

May 13, 2012

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