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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Growing Pains" published October 11, 2020 - Chapter 1: Easy; Chapter 2: Still easy. Chapter 3: Not bad. Chapter 4: Somewhat challenging. Chapter 5: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Andy Fox: Whatcha learning about in math? Paige Fox: Exponential curves.

Growing Pains

October 11, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Iguanoman 2020" published July 12, 2020 - Iguanoman: Greetings, Earth creature! I'm Iguanoman! I'm on an interstellar mission to acquire samples of the galaxy's tastiest treats. I see a tub of red licorice on the counter over there. A large handful would do nicely. Andy: Jason, No. Dinner's in 30 minutes. Iguanoman: If you do not honor my request, I have authorized to vaporize your planet. Andy: Meh, go for it. Iguanoman: How about just a small handful. Andy: Nah. Vaporize away. Jason: 2020 is really messing with my schtick. Andy: C'mon, please?

Iguanoman 2020

July 12, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Impossible Dream" published July 5, 2020 - Roger: I had the craziest dream last night. Andy: No way was it crazier than mine. Roger: I dreamed Lin-Manuel Miranda and Bruce Springsteen were writing a musical based on my life. So they flew to Texas to watch me give quarterback lessons to a young Patrick Mahomes. Then we all went to Whataburger, where I discovered if I ate patty melts left-handed I'd lose weight. What was yours? Andy: I dreamed I had a civil and informed political discussion on Facebook. Roger: Ok, that's way beyond crazy. You win. Andy: I'm kinda bummed I woke up.

Impossible Dream

July 5, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cereal Killer" published May 24, 2020 - Andy: Peter, I'm trying to go to the store less often, so if you could cut back on the food consumption, I'd appreciate it. Peter: I AM cutting back. Andy: Maybe cut back a tiiiiiiny bit more. Peter: We're almost out of milk again, by the way.

Cereal Killer

May 24, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weighty Matters" published May 10, 2020 - Andy: Jason, would you mind setting the table for dinner? Jason: Ask Peter to do it. Andy: Peter set the table last night. Jason: Yeah, but he's twice as heavy as I am, so he should have to do it twice as often. Andy: I don't follow... Jason: You said when it comes to chores, everyone needs to pull their own weight. Andy: I didn't mean literal weight. Jason: In fact, if ANYONE should be setting the table, it's DAD. Roger: Hey!

Weighty Matters

May 10, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "So Bored" published May 3, 2020 - Andy: What's wrong? Paige: I'm so bored! Andy: You could read a book... Paige: Blecch! Andy: I could teach you how to knit... Paige: Blecch! Andy: You could organize your closet... Paige: Blecch! Andy: Maybe you could do something with Jason... He's bored also. Now loop the yarn around with your finger... Paige: Like this?

So Bored

May 3, 2020

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