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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "RC Raker" published October 8, 2017 - Jason says: Why would I use a rake? This is way more fun! Roger says: Um, because I'm paying you by the hour? Jason says: That's what makes it fun!

RC Raker

October 8, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "P.I.Z.Z.A." published October 1, 2017 - Paige says: What's this? Lunch lady says: Processed ingredients with zig-zags of additives. Paige says: I coulda sworn the menu said today was pizza. Lunch lady says: Yes, "P.I.Z.Z.A" it's an acronym. Paige says: Oh. Lunch lady says: See? Paige says: So, I shouldn't get my hopes up for next week's "S.T.E.A.K. AND L.O.B.S.T.E.R."? Lunch lady says: Bring a bag lunch that day. Trust me.

P.I.Z.Z.A.

October 1, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Hipsters" published September 24, 2017 - Jason says: You're using a calculator? Pshaw! Eileen says: What's wrong with using a calculator? Jason says: Nothing, if you're lame. Calculators just spit out answers! There's no craft! No art! No journey to savor! Plus they're digital, so they can only approximate some values. As a result, I bet there are people out there who actually believe Pi equals 3.14159265. That's why for my problem-solving money, nothing beats a slide rule. Eileen says: Math hipsters are so annoying. Jason says: Just look at these analog square roots! Marcus says: You're using a slide rule? Pshaw!

Math Hipsters

September 24, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Finishing His Run" published September 17, 2017 - Roger says: The weather finally cooled off, so I'm gonna go finish my run. Andy says: What run? Roger says: The one I started but had to quit after half a mile because it was too hot out. Andy says: When was this? Are you talking about that time you went running back in June?? Roger says: Look, it's been a very hot summer, OK?!

Finishing His Run

September 17, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Sib-Away" published September 10, 2017 - Marcus says: Best augmented reality app ever! Jason says: "Sib-Away." Let's try it on my brother now! Paige says: How about you two go away?!

Sib-Away

September 10, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Head Protection" published September 3, 2017 - Football coach says: Fox, what on earth are you wearing?! Peter says: Extra head protection. With the recent studies suggesting a link between football and permanent brain injury, I don't want to take any chances this season. Football coach says: As a coach and educator, I share your concerns. However... You do realize you're the waterboy, right? Peter says: I like my brain. I'm sorry.

Head Protection

September 3, 2017

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